Kid Icarus

Tbf Dortmund were Real Madrid in the matches against us, especially at home. Gordon hit the bar from 16cm out.

Joselu looked like a scolded puppy when he was stepping up for that pen against Burnley. Cut to him chasing down Hummels like it's nowt in the Champions League final a few years later.

I never doubted him for a second

Aye it's the Ozil finish innit

I just hate them so so much. Everyone who rates them is a pure cunt.

Football's dead

As much as I despise them, no, Real Madrid are on another planet when it comes to spawniness.

This is the football equivalent of when Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper, and Ritchie Valens died. No, I won't explain why.

Who could have foreseen this

Like you wouldn't be slagging him off if everyone was saying fair enough. I can read you like a book.

How many drinks have you had?

Rio reminds me of being embarrassed of my dad when I was a teenager, but he's only 5 years older than me.

Bellingham has been absolutely shite, so in true Real Madrid tradition I'm expecting him to score the winner

Dortmund are reminding me of us. This feels like what we'd be like, playing well, missing chances, eventually losing.

Gotta protect that brand

That's a foul everywhere except the penalty area

Who could have forseen such an unlikely situation

For absolute fucks sake MAAAAN

Can people stop copying my posts, cheers

Ffs

Jude play acting again

Real Madrid to go behind then win

Lenny Kravitz is such an odd choice but he absolutely smashed it there like

Just tired of seeing Real Madrid win no matter how bad I think I think they play. Would absolutely love Dortmund to win it mind.

My target weight