Kid Icarus

Even RTG would probably understand the reference

Get your hog out Eddie, you've earned it.

I was 100 points up on 2nd place in the league with my mates 3 weeks ago, despite having relatively decent weeks I'm now 3rd Unbelievable.

I know it's Burnley but he was notably brilliant today. The amount of times he cleanly dispossessed their players was ridiculous.

Shows how relatively easy it is staying fit and playing for Man City like. Haaland has been shite this season and will still probably walk off with the golden boot.

It's a measure of how much I hate them that I'd prefer Man City.

The 'clear and obvious' rule being used willy nilly

Nothing, he's been damned by our dominant performance because he was never tested. Just one of those things, 6 isn't bad though.

I'm beginning to see it.

Would have been lush if he'd scored to make up for it. It'll take a lot for me to not love Matt Ritchie, but I'd prefer it if all my memories of him were left in the past.

As if they need decisions like that.

He's famous for being absolutely shite. He's so so bad.

An absolute breeze once we went 1 up. Only disappointment is Isak not going to the top of the scoring charts in a match where we could have hit 5 or 6 more. In a non-Sheff United season this lot are bottom like, they're so bad. Dubravka: 6 Livramento: 7.5 Krafth: 7 Burn: 9 Hall: 8 Murphy: 8 Bruno: 8.5 Longstaff: 7.5 Wilson: 8 Isak: 8 Gordon: 7.5

Anthony Taylor is easily the most divorced man of the Premier League refs.

Mad what a microgram of confidence will do.

Been brilliant this half.

Brilliant half. That first goal was like an on switch. We went from the away team we've seen so often this season, to the one we saw so often last season. Could probably have been 4 or 5 too.

Havertz and the pundits just openly talking about leaving your leg in because a pen is preferable. We're through the looking glass with this shit now, revolting.

"Fletch" just openly celebrating

That's what it's there for.

Jfc. Beyond a fucking joke.

Fuck off man, no way is that a foul. Absolutely ridiculous

Yeah. Howe was trying to make on it was no big deal and that the media were making a mountain out of a molehill.

Had a dream that there was controversy after this match because Howe and the rest of the lads got their hogs out for the dressing room photo. Make of that what you will.