Kid Icarus

I'm guessing Fak is Mr Raspberry Pie?

Worst thing that's ever happened in Poland this

Sancho is so fucking predictable and slow

Another horrible little cunt that looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid

Absolutely atrocious keeping

Isco's 33 ffs Where did the time go.

Shays Given Mee Wood

Madueke fucking loves doing that irritating casual pass that players do

I don't know the culture, but wouldn't a player signing from Espanyol to Barcelona make it difficult for himself to live in the city? Or is it not that big a deal?

Oof, should be 2

Tbf...

One of the few instances where Chelsea over us makes sense in terms of game time. At one club he's up against basically no one, at the other he's deputising for the best all-round striker in the league.

Whether we believe all of it or part of it, a huge part of it is still just a description of what we know Mitchell did and found very strange like. We don't really need any journalists to confirm it with opinions or sources opinions that are the same as ours.

Mbeumo has outscored his xG, BUT, his previous season stats are still very consistently impressive, match his xG, and he took more pens (5) this season, so it's not his fault really.

Yeah that's a fair point. I think of Schar as being very good in the air tbh, but looking at the stats it seems like he's not as good as I thought and Guehi actually wins more.

The only thing I don't quite get about Guehi is his weakness in the air. Quite often our trap is to press teams into hitting it long and then dominating in the air. How does that work if they launch it to whoever he's marking?

Yes, I'm choosing to take Hope's word on this one, but Mitchell was so obviously not right from the moment he did that interview like.

I can't not give it to Burn tbh. Consistency is key and not only did he never let us down but he also had a huge moment.

Would pay up to £60 or £70m for Brian Mbumo tbh. As a lot of people have said, he's a 2 for 1 player, so yeah it's pricey but it also means you're not also buying a back up to Isak as well as an RW

Can already feel the addiction kicking in

Was gonna say, that's like what we were all posting at the end of the transfer window last year.

Exactly and I think it's fair to say that Howe has set the identity for how we play now. Agree that we need someone for continuity, but it should be about upholding and expanding on the existing principles Howe has put in place and that's it.

Total guesswork of course but you'd think Garcia was Mitchell’s choice and Trafford is Howe's

Someone on here said he used to say 'the proverbial exocet' but I never heard him say it.

At the double!