BennyBlanco

Obviously want to give the lad the benefit of the doubt but this absolutely reeks of “he would have been amazing if he could have stayed fit”. Lad is made of biscuits.

I’ve drank close to 15 bottles tonight. Can someone tell me what’s happened tonight as if it was an episode of the sopranos? If tripps is Ralphie and is getting whacked is Livramento our Vito? Minus the bum Sex obviously.

Fuckin end the season now. Totally pointless - losing players to injury, selling our leaders/best players midway through the season, FFP fuckin us dry.

Chron are prattling on about some tenuous link to Kimmich. One minute we’re biting the FFP pilllow, the next we’re splurging on Ederson and Kimmich. Put it all in the bin. Can’t be arsed.

Put this entire season in the bin. Can’t be arsed with it anymore. Fully expecting to lose half the playing squad, the entire backroom staff and 3/4’s of SJP in a fucking gas explosion next.

Gunna say it and take the flack for it, this season is gunna be a mid season write off. Injuries have fucked us, totally messed with our ability to field a team plus a decent bench. The end result being we’ve folded in the last 10 mins and conceded. Next year with Tonali and Barnes back will be a totally different scenario. Chances are it’ll be without the burden of European football as well.

We don’t have the ability to sign a moderately skilled in form striker from a lower to mid level premier league team. FFP, brilliant ain’t it?

Hopes definitely seen the attention that Puke Edwards gets and is pushing the negative angle more and more. Absolutely zero need to go with the “Newcastle admit to needing to sell” copy as the actual quote doesn’t say that all. Firmly putting that preening cunt in the “ignore” file.

Boom!

Every fuckin golden chance falls to that useless cunt.

Absolute tool on social media but I can’t help but retain a soft spot for him. He was one of a few from that squad that genuinely played for the shirt at a time with it was incredibly difficult to give a fuck through the malaise that Ashley brought.

I hope he’s got enough in his locker to dig us out of this slump. I’ll echo a few others and reiterate the need to be brave to drop some of the stalwarts from last year. Been painfully obvious to us laymen that Burn and Almirons limitations have started to impact directly on results. Livramento should be playing as a starter, simple as that, dunno why he’s been dropped the last few games. Amazing what’s happened when he’s come on though. If January comes and goes and we haven’t strengthened then I’ll be very worried and wary of our future under Eddie.

According to the Swedish Rumble twitter account the minimum punishment he can expect from the Italian FA is a three year ban if found guilty. How that would migrate over to him playing in England, I haven’t a clue. But this doesn’t look good. Apparently there’s a group of Italians who have been at it for ages and this story broke as part of a v dodgy paparazzo’s revenge on Italian football. He’s since gone missing.

That’s how they win though isn’t it. They’re so patient on the ball. Just probe and probe all game.

Tonalis touch and passing has been. . . .Errrm. . . .Not great.

That forward line is gunna struggle.

Bruno’s a passenger here

I thought he might wanna shoe horn Isak in there too on the left maybe.

I’m sat on the beach in icmeler and this game is all I’ve thought about for the last 4 hours. The sun, the sea and the sand can go and take a Frenchman’s flying fuck. I just wanna win this game man. I hope to Christ Eddie doesn’t shit his pants and start Miggy ahead of Gordon.

Anderson and Gordon starting. I hope they do the business today. I’m slightly more confident now than I was. Really think this could be a break out year for the both of them with a little luck. Proper need a result here to settle some nerves and shut some mouths in the media.

Would love to see Longstaff back in the starting lineup. Is Willock fit too?

Another dobber that we somehow got persuaded to take off Man United was Smith. We’ve had a few of them down the years. Looks like the days of us rooting through their bins are well and truly over mind you.

I’ve mixed feelings. A draw is the most likely result in my mind, we just just look a bit lost, Brighton was a truly terrible performance the likes of which we’ve not seen since the cabbage was in charge. I’ll be slightly pissed off if we are totally unchanged. Wilson should start this one and I’d like to see what Barnes can do given the chance.

Joelinton. Ffs. Not at the races at all. Piss poor. Geddim off.

One of you just have a fucking shot!!! Trying to walk it in.