BennyBlanco

Not to sound cocky or anything but I’m absolutely loving this. Give us more of these deals if it helps further us a club. Nobody gave the shiniest of shites when Ashley was basically robbing us blind to plaster his tat everywhere but now the sword cuts the other way it’s a massive issue. Well frankly, fuck em. Our owners will be throwing all their money and know how at how to manipulate the FFP rules put in place to keep us down - and I’m absolutely all for it. We have a trillion dollar company in our corner now and if the premier league think that poor Derek and Doris in the legal department of the premier league have a chance then good luck to em.

Spot on this. Let’s have it right, we seem to be doing business a lot more buttoned up now, they don’t usually get a sniff of who we are after until terms are agreed and it’s 95% done. Think Ashton and co have brought a lot more professionalism to our transfer dealings and the journos have been left well in the lurch.

Wonder if it’s their diminished European status lighting a fire under their arse but Liverpool seem to be getting business done quick.

As a Mancunian I like his surname. Sounds like the answer I give when asked what flavour chewing I want.

Tug of war between us and Spurs apparently. Sounds slightly obvious but if he takes the move to spurs in the state they’re in now purely for the London factor then it shows his character and we don’t want him here anyway.

Would Ayoze be worth bringing back on a free?

Barcelona don’t have two pennies to rub together. Not even arsed about this rumour.

Mrs is away in Spain according to her socials. Sick free kicks and dips his dick. Gunna be honest, as long as he keeps playing like he has all season he can shag who wants as long as they’re on of age.

Make a change Eddie ffs the lads are knackered man.

Isak in the middle with Murphy and Miggy either side.

I have an absolutely gut wrenching feeling about this one. Big Sam, new manager bounce, No Longstaff - I just think all the elements of a frustrating day at the races are there. Ya know what lads, ignore me I’m just on a come down from the class A’s last night😂

Fuck him. Showed his colours when he chose the local big money over the serious challenge and then started acting the goat on social media about it. Some players are Bruno Guimaraes and some players are Hugo Ekitike.

Re Bellingham - makes me wonder why anyone would want to go to Real Madrid anymore. Their fans are absolutely atrocious, the standard of Spanish football has definitely plummeted in the last 10 years and I can’t honestly think of one player who left with his dignity intact. They even booed Ronaldo ffs.

Bruno looks fucking knackered.

Ya know it might sound daft, we’re 11 points behind City yeah, I can think of 11 points we’ve dropped this year that could easily have gone another way. We ain’t a million miles away from a really interesting, competitive side. A couple more pieces and Eddie to polish another turd into a diamond and we’re in the mix.

How cool was this motherfucker tonight in the finish? Hands on the hips before it’s even gone in. We’ve got a real talent here lads. . . .

V suss subs from Howe. We look so ordinary at the moment.

Gone to shit again.

I think we’d all be a bit remiss if we didn’t front up to this wobble. I’m worried that we just don’t look like scoring at the moment. Isak doesn’t look ready and Wilson has lost his shooting boots. I think we can all see that Miggys purple patch is well and truly over. Don’t get me wrong I’m absolutely over the moon with how far we have come but there’s a correction needed up top that Howe has to try and solve.

God bless him. So sad he didn’t make it.

Average again

I mean who do we turn to on the next for a creative spark now? Bit shit like.

Thank fuck for that!

Tenner?

We ain’t scoring here. We ain’t scoring in the next game either. We need to sort this out rapido.