BennyBlanco

Beating us to every second ball, this is really really poor from us.

It ain’t pretty. Can’t get hold of the ball at all.

Biting the pillow a bit at the moment.

How do you know he’s not ready?

Fuckin Targett when we have £70m worth of fullbacks on the bench. Jesus Christ.

Just out of interest who are these strong characters? The most vocal player you had the other night was Varane and that’s saying summat. I’d say lack of leadership and character in the dressing room was one of your biggest failings. . . .

For all of his fuckery, bacon face Ferguson didn’t take no bullshit when it came to sullying the name of the club. If you put the clubs reputation at stake then you were gone. Man United can’t win here and I’m absolutely here for it. They either cut their losses on a huge young talent or they sink to the morally bankrupt levels of your average Liverpool fan. It’s fuckin glorious. It could massively affect their season.

I know one thing. Onana has at least one mistake in him per game. Makes erratic Barthez like decisions as well. He will cost them points and he will have the fans on his back before long.

Man U looking very very ordinary. Cunha is having their back four on toast.

Well what can be said about that? We just look so full of confidence, passing the ball around with real guile and our movement in the last third was a joy to see. Gordon, Barnes, Tonali, Isak et al are going to be a force to be reckoned with this year make no mistake. My only worry was they seemed to target Burn and his lack of pace on the break, Diaby caused him problems throughout the first half and on another day it could have been more of an issue than it was. We need a proper athletic left back if we want to progress - wether or not we play Livramento there remains to be seen. I’m really excited for this season, we have a great squad, a superb manager and that atmosphere yesterday was incredible - these are all really potent ingredients for success. Long may this continue!

Any links to this? My fire stick ain’t got it on yet and I’ve a bastard of a nightshift to try and shirk😂

Anyone else have a sneaking suspicion that we simply haven’t done enough yet? Defensively we are v v light. . . .

He also makes his own pizzas as ASDA and posts photos of em😂 fuck me isn’t the internet wonderful at times?

He was shit. Almost criminally so. If he can’t hack it in a pre season friendly at rangers then there ain’t no chance he’s gunna get some game time that actually matters.

Tonali reminds me of the time I ended up getting a blowy off the wife’s sister. Just feels right.

Be happy with this. Adds goals to the team definitely. Still feel we need at least 3/4 more quality signings to cope with this season like.

Great to see him in full maverick mode but it only came in short bursts and we play a much more tactical game now under Howe. He electrified and disappointed in fairly equal doses but the team is gunna be a little less brighter for his absence. Hopefully we get a v nice fee for him and bring in a few surprises before we all start to properly shit the bed.

Kvaradona😃

Any of the half decent journos put pay to this nonsense yet or do I get to live in hope overnight?

If we got something in the region of £50m for him (ambitious I know) then you’d have to snatch their hand off. That’s Barnes paid for + we have our own cash free to spend on a v decent left back. No brainer. I love Maxi but his game is filled with so many intangibles and not enough actual outlay for his position. Patches of brilliance but clearly doesn’t fit into Howes system as neatly as he’d like him too. Sell him now whilst there’s still a bit of premium value there.

Just his attitude like.

I’m erect lads. I’ve tried to tuck it under the band of my shorts but it’s gunna have some cunts eye out in a minute! Tonali fucking hell. We ain’t here to fuck about.

Not at all like an Italian to be overly melodramatic😂😂😂

I like it how this one has come out of the blue - operating at a much more professional level than the previous regime.

Have a sneaky feeling that ASM could be part of this deal. The money just seems a bit on the cheap side.