Coffee_Johnny

Fucking dumb 'n' Dummet man.

Welcome home, bonny lad.

Lascelles isn't suited to quick passing out form the back, that's the second time he has fucked up.

Well, we're second best (just about) not surprising with 9 men out, but enjoying this.

Club website, if you're outside the UK, Ireland, USA... or can get there.

Unlucky Barnesy, more of that please!

Good spot for a free kick

Sneaky little kick from Bruno on Dahoud

Well done Ashby again.

Ok, it has all gone to shit since I posted this... I can only apologise.

Nice tackle Ashby. Make shift defence looking canny.

Great run from New Joe (Harvey)... going to be an open game.

Paully D trying to outdo him!

Great tackle Matty lad!

Enjoy! (we might be related...or at least the genetic composition of our blood sounds the same).

Have to say, ever the ahem! scientist (aka pisshead...), I fully tested out the Guinness vs Murphys over four days in Cork. Against the odds the latter won the day. (It is brewed there so maybe a stacked deck).

Tall though. And runs a bit. Can't comment on the addiction.

Well, maybe it is not all about us. If any PIF influence on this then maybe 'linked' clubs will do each others favours.

Well that's a kick up the cack shoot. Face the wrath of derailing the usual Friday night, and no Isak, Tonali, Joelinton, Trippier, Almiron, Botman, Schar or Burn. Boo! (...thank God I have only virtually traveled overseas to watch it).

I think the exact opposite (…maybe it is an ‘opposite’ day’!). We’d potentially be a bit lightweight with Little Joe added to the two would-be worldies. I mean they can both tackle, are aggressive and persistent enough, but Big Joe would add extra bite out of possession and enable them to pick out the exquisite creative passes, they are both capable of, in possession.

Suspect he needs to put in some eye catching performances in the League, to grab Southgate’s attention properly. Looking forward to watching him do so.

Howay, Rod, fill in the gaps. Which incidentally is what young Callum wanted to do with his teacher!

No apology needed, mate. It is the most entertaining, and vying for the most relevant, post in the last few pages. Keep ‘em coming ?

Targett is a more than decent option/member of the squad. They seem keen (as far as we ever really know) to get another left back, but your venom towards him is disproportionate and out of step with pretty much everyone else, most importantly Eddie Howe.