Coffee_Johnny

“I take care of my life” ?‍♂️

If it was a £40m fee and £120k per week for three years, then total contract value would be £58.7m, so circa £5.8m for the agent (nice work, if you can get it…). £200k for three years, with no transfer fee, would be circa £3.1m for the agent (both assuming a 52 week payment schedule). Outrageous really.

Closed already. Boo to that. Though Eddie in pole position so maybe ok.

Wouldn’t be surprised on a freebie. Anyway, might have been on the shopping list last couple of windows, doubt he is now.

At the risk of this sounding like the exact opposite of the intended meaning, what a weapon!! ?

Just wanted to finish-off the top four prediction chart. As you know we made it, with 71 points (1.87 ppg). As you can hopefully see, we finished three points above the PL average points total for 4th place and two points below the average PL average for third.

Isak dribble leading to ‘on a plate/non-assist assist’ might interfere with the whole unanimous voting thing.

Nice of you to say @Disco. Can’t help thinking you should/would have won if you hadn’t missed that Saturday, though (…even though it was possibly the best day to miss—full of random results!).

Thanks Magpie! Really appreciate the time and effort you’ve put into this. And I have only gone and won!

However it goes in the last week,well done to us all for sticking with a seemingly impossible task (…no wonder the bookies are minted!). 41 runners and riders started and in a level of Grand National like attrition, only 12 remain. Good luck @Disco and all.

Please do, young wizard.

Gameweek 38 Arsenal 3-0 Wolves Villa 2-1 Brighton Brentford 2-2 Man City Chelsea 2-1 Newcastle Palace 2-1 Forest Everton 2-1 Bournemouth Leeds 1-1 Spurs Leicester 2-1 West Ham Man United 2-1 Fulham Southampton 0-2 Liverpool

Well that keeps it exciting for the last week! Thought it was seven points but I was near enough with the guesstimate!

He was first choice on my wish list last time of asking and still think he would be a phenomenal signing. He looked really gutted (in context of his side just winning the league!) at how little he’d featured/been backed by Pep. Eddie would boost him massively.

Might just be a rest and recuperation thing, hopefully.

Oh my, they are gruesome. Anthony Gordon is an actual improvement. The rest… dear God.

We’ll need our own version of ‘We’re not really here…’ if this kind of stuff continues. Surreal. (Maybe Bohemian Rhapsody could be adapted!)

Make a thread they will come…

Not easy but incredibly exciting (note to self: re-read this when you’re frustrated as fuck wading through the ‘made-up maybes’).

Off to search for it ?! Thanks for tip (…hope the heed’s alright).

Define small group? I reckon four is a group (of purples ). Any additional ‘growers’ don’t count.

A little bit of Vurn could go a long way! Or not as the case may be…

Could put out quite a different side. Hopefully only absolutely necessary changes will be made.

Great post and stats ?

Quickly.