Miggys First Goal

You can come to Newcastle, who have been chasing you for three years, and are still wanting you even after you and your agents fucked us off. Going to put you in a four four FUCKIN two with the great one, Alexander Isak. Or… You can go to Liverpool, who don’t really want you, but are just buying you to piss off Newcastle.

Luke Edward’s coming in, glass shattering like Austin, sticking up for the Geordies against the Fab Ornstein Scouse Corporation.

Maybe Liverpool have no money. All talk and no action.

I want to see a “fee agreed, medical booked” update to the thread title today.

Why’s he flying from Milan when we’re in Austria?

Is this the fella?

If he asks for a move, tell him to find any club other than Liverpool.

Can we get Gallagher on loan with an obligation to buy next year?

Can we not just use the Hugo money to hire Chelsea’s money men instead? I want to learn their dark arts.

Was just about to ask what £15m actually equates to PSR wise.

We doing this again? Already said goodbye, Sean. Goodbye again.

Then fucking take him, Liverpool. Offer Frankfurt what they want and get him signed. But he’ll always know, in the deepest part of his heart, that he was never first choice. Fucking Billy big bollocks cunts, throwing your weight around like you own the fucking place. Never hated a club and entitled fan base more than these cunts. Think the world owes them everything. Fuck. Right. Off.

If we’re waiting for the Saudis to do anything we’re going to be here a year from now.

Hey, JT. Yes, Eddie? Liverpool might bid for Isak.

Um, Martin, maybe you haven’t heard but HE’S NOT FOR FUCKING SALE!

Change the thread title: Alexander Isak - NOT FOR SALE THIS TRANSFER WINDOW

Why’s everyone suddenly thinking this is over? Until he’s holding a Liverpool shirt it’s still on.

They are.

Downie: Liverpool told this morning by Newcastle that Isak is not for sale this window.

If he goes, we want all the money in cash immediately. No fucking instalments, no payment plan. We want the fee deposited directly into our bank all in one payment.

Get the payment structure sorted for Hugo, you cunts. Get him fucking signed and then tell Liverpool to fuck off.

£120m??? We’re not even answering the phone to that.

Oh well, suppose we should just give Liverpool want they want. After all, it’s Liverpool. Kings of English football. We must bow down before them and sell Isak to them for £30M.

Just select less payments and higher amount on Klarna and get this shit put to bed.