Miggys First Goal

He’s too injury prone. Let’s not do this.

Lovely goal.

Mackems losing

Like a new signing.

1-1 Sunderland Watford

Pep’s getting sacked

I guess rather was the wrong word. Would you be happy with the above scenario?

Heard the “easy” target to hit for the move to become permanent in the summer was he had to be in the starting XI in his first game there. Oh well, no £20m for us.

Would you rather… Newcastle became a consistent FA Cup/League Cup winner if it meant we never won the Premier League?

Nah, fuck these cunts. Fuck that bald nonce of a manager. Fuck VVD. Fuck the memory of whinging Klopp and those fucking teeth. Fuck their entitled fans. Fuck their quadruple hopes. And especially fuck ever betting against Newcastle motherfucking United. 2023 was a warm up for us. We were overcome by the emotion of it all. We are a more professional outfit now. We will beat these cunts. That trophy is ours.

Ange, don’t even bother going back to London. Just leave. Mate.

Cunt shouldn’t even be on the pitch.

Can we get some food poisoning going around Anfield in the week leading up to the final?

If Spurs are going out, snapping Liverpool players in half would be much appreciated.

We’d absolutely batter Spurs, too. Fucking hell, if it is Liverpool we play in the final, all we’re going to hear about in the lead-up is how they’re going to do the quadruple.

So an elbow to the face is violent. An elbow to the throat is fine. Okay, McCoist.

I need to go to Denver.

No meeting at Trafalgar Square this time. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-denied-repeat-trafalgar-30951003

Hundreds of billions of bricks.

Also said Kane would join Arsenal.

Was this Lee Ryder?

He can stay underrated. He’s ours.

Madness to be happy to go out of a competition.

Woke up yesterday morning and chose shithousing.

Also, a 15 hour wait at Heathrow on the way home is brutal.