Miggys First Goal

Imagine Ashworth’s LinkedIn page. Employment Gardening Leave (due to jumping ship) Employment Gardening Leave (due to jumping ship) Employment Doesn’t exactly scream out consistent and dedicated employee.

These lot are never happy with what they’ve got.

Always thought he looked like a snivelling weasel.

Hope we play hard ball.

Oi oi.

Relegate these cunts, too.

Should be a rule where if you get promoted and then immediately relegated a certain number of times within a set period then you’re not allowed to be promoted again for three years.

Not even sure I’ll watch this one. Could easily be 4-0 in the first 20 minutes. Saka against Burn, man. Jesus Christ.

£60m would actually be amazing Hope we rinse them.

Give him a contract extension.

Ashworth.

Good old Tony Mowbray!

Aged well

Fucking legend!

Not even annoyed with the bloke at this point. The fans can see he’s not a LB. He himself probably knows he’s not a LB. The only person who can’t see it for some reason is the man picking the team.

Come on, Rodney. Be sensible.

Talking about this cunt on SSN now.

Fletch acting like Liverpool are the only team this season to have had multiple injuries.

How the club handles this will be massive in terms of people’s perceptions of us. Allowing him to leave for pennies and letting him work immediately will make us look like pussies. Bend them over, lube them up and make them squeal like piggies and everyone will know we can be ruthless and not to be messed with.

Fuck this club.

Simon Rolfes or Luis Campos.

Tell them if it’s £5m he’s on gardening leave for the next 18 months. If they want him tomorrow it’s £20m.

Tell that cunt Ratcliffe he’s going to need to park 10 Brinks trucks bursting at the seams on Barrack Road if he wants Ashworth.

Ahhhh nah, pal. Fuck off, cunt.

30 point deduction should suffice for tapping up.