Miggys First Goal

Christ they’re still talking about the “handball”.

Best thing about that half was our fans.

Anybody else’s sound keep going funny on BBC One? Like dropping out for half a second or so.

Saudi Arabia’s population of 37m people being forced to pay £5 a month for exclusive NUFC content = £185m a month Um, why isn’t this a thing?

Cool and fresh?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE???

Can’t even put SSN on at the minute ffs.

It’s all going Pete Tong.

You don’t think our owners would… Nah, let’s not even go there.

You can watch it on iPlayer (S4C) or channel 134 on Sky Q.

Transfer summit?

Make that 5. What a molesting this is turning out to be.

Been a bit of a shit transfer window in general. Is everybody fucking skint?

All you DHGate snidey football shirt buyers better be getting the official stuff when Adidas takes over. Our future transfers depend on it!

SJP, Northumberland Street, Metrocentre, Newcastle Airport mini store, Riyadh

If ever there was an example of a tweet written solely for the purpose of generating clicks, this is it. Implying Munich could be coming for Howe is shameful.

Aye, the future’s bright.

Are we rich in the summer?

Video on YouTube about him with the title "The Next Haaland"

A signing! Get the yellow ticker up, lads!

Bayern: "Kieran, would you consider playing for us?" Trippier: "I'll ask the missus, but aye, could be interested. Who wouldn't?" Bayern: "Okay, we'll try and get you."

Now tell them to fuck off.