Miggys First Goal

Worrying.

Manchester United and Manchester City are facing calls to amend their badges amid suggestions that the boats on their motifs are linked to slavery.

Are there any teams that usually qualify for CL/EL football that are quite high up altitude wise?

Looks like we're adding an altitude climate room.

So Chelsea without European football next season. Going to fuck with their finances, no?

If even half of that list comes true…

We should test the Sterling waters in the summer.

Was on This Morning today and said that Chris Eubank was born with a dick up his arse.

Get him back in the first team squad. Eddie made a mistake here. Worrying, etc.

Jammy bastard.

Has he shared his story yet about the visit to Downing Street where he got aroused by Maggie and had to nip to the toilet to beat one out?

Was just going through my Twitter and came across this tweet from the club account when we played Man City. Unbelievable that this was just three years ago and how far we’ve come since then. Completely forgot that Danny Rose played for us and Bentaleb.

Wonder if there are plans to build the lasses a stadium of their own, or whether they'll just continue to play at SJP.

See what old Dermot has to say about that handball on SSN tomorrow morning.

There's no conspiracy, there's no conspiracy, there's no conspiracy, there's no conspi...

Eh?

That was a Bruce-esque performance. Onto the next one.

Even if every result goes against us this weekend, we’ll still be in the top four. All good.

Just Spurs next.

@Rod

Don’t like it when Bruno and Joe get their hair dyed white. The game following that we usually lose (see LC final)

Get Watkins signed in the summer.

Well…

Give over. He’ll be one of the first names on the team sheet next game.