Miggys First Goal

173 days ago we were still faced with a future of Ashley, Bruce and a pretty nailed on chance of relegation. Insane how much things have changed in that time.

Oh fuck off. Saudis/PCP/RB out.

Abramovich allowed to put £30million into the club to keep it going before it’s sold.

UK government amend Chelsea's operating licence allowing fans access to away tickets, cup games and women's fixtures. Ban remains on Chelsea selling tickets for home Premier League games.

Surprised by this after the whole Euros final trouble last year.

Squeaky bum time.

Get the relegation thread back open.

Stop oil.

Fucks sake.

It’s actually scary to think how Bruce would have handled the questioning.

Footballers are such soft shites these days like. The fuck are they flying for in the first place? Save the planet and all that.

We should just stop doing pre and post match interviews.

And I’m getting fucking sick of everyone talking about this being a trying time for Chelsea. No, it’s a trying time for the people getting killed in Ukraine. God, I hate that club.

Going to miss the post-match celebration photo.

Needs to learn to pass the ball. Keeps it for two seconds too long most of the time when trying to beat one too many players.

Beat these scouse mackems and put them under further relegation pressure.

Need to write to the PL again and find out what’s going on.

Anybody see Rudriger’s run before the Werner offside?

This referee being paid by Russia?!

Fuck off man.

What the fuck?!?!

Fucking love Big Dan Burn.

Fucking hate Chelsea. Hope they go bust.

Couldn’t allow Newcastle to have both manager and player of the month. Ralphie would have been in tears.

As if there was any doubt.