Miggys First Goal

What an absolute whopper Onion is.

Booo!

What a fucking strike!

Looking forward to Callum scoring a goal like that tomorrow to sign off his Newcastle career.

Fucking get in.

He’s still down on all fours by the goal

Nah, seeing that cunt in agony has made my day.

Dislocated shoulder?

Onion with an arm made of glass.

Good Lord.

Dafuq is this? Singalong with the King.

Jordan fucking Henderson, man. Clearly has some dirt on the FA.

Think this is exactly the right game for Eddie to shake things up.

Possible last home kit with the current badge makes it a must buy no?

Cuba... it's a sore point.

Remember one season Sky even had a game on Sky Showcase or some other non-sport channel. Cunts only want to show two this time around. But don’t worry, next season we get a whopping 215 games on Sky.

Who gets our Conference League spot in we secure CL? 8th place?

Trophy presentation innit.

Don’t understand how the last day of the season all games aren’t on TV. There’s plenty of channels and the red button. Not like it’s interfering with other lower league games. Pathetic how in 2025 there’s only a few televised games. Sooner we get a Premier League network streaming service the better.

If you’re that disappointed, Cal, then maybe go on strike. Not that we’d notice the difference anyway.

Just the one game announced so far.

If Isak isn’t fit and he starts with Wilson… I’m going to pull my hair out.

Think this might be on TV?

That leg better be broken, cheating cunt.

Fourth official ever going to tell Arteta to keep off the fucking pitch?