Miggys First Goal

Still a pure rat cunt though.

Beginning to wonder why the cartel allowed us this one…

Wish his house would collapse on him.

Reporting live from some war zone. Oh, just London.

There might be some gems in that £20m bracket, though.

Mackems aiming for top 6. I respect it.

Where’s the Bruno-esque quality striker out there that nobody has heard of, but who we can get for £40m and turn him into a superstar.

Hear me out…

Been at least an hour since I said this: Fuck this cunt.

Used to watch Jan on ESPNFC when it aired on TNT Sport. Always came across as a fan of us. Don’t know what changed with him.

Not even bothered about content. Just want someone in fucking charge.

Start making some moves for him, let Spurs come in and get him. Leaves the coast clear for us to pick up next one.

IMMINENT!

Are any of the cartel clubs still looking for a striker? Will the next one we go for actually be ours?

Conor Gallagher has been sat by his phone for four weeks waiting for us to make the call.

Fuck off Fab Nonce.

Just get these done FFS.

Fuck this cunt for even putting us in this position.

So… anybody worried yet?

I need Henry Winter to write an absolutely scathing piece on how PSR is absolutely bollocks.

Done with football if he goes there like. Sick of being used as a bargaining chip.

Have we given this cunt a deadline and if so what is it?

English, motherfucker. Do you speak it.

This cunt better choose us. I need that new signing dopamine hit so bad right now.