Miggys First Goal

Like a new signing.

Ah, the dreaded thread title change. Usually the precursor to a player not signing for us.

We were always going to be viewed as the bad guys in this saga. Nobody has commented on the frankly offensive offer Liverpool made.

Should have told Isak to be there for 9 and make him sit around until 2 when Eddie would eventually decide to turn up.

Eddie straight to the training ground after the flight home? Bloke’s a machine.

I love media nonces fighting amongst themselves.

Wasn’t Fab Nonce was it?

Is he based out of Florida?

What a fucking life, man. Jetting around in private airplanes.

£2m gives us an extra £50m in the transfer war chest. That’s how it works, right? RIGHT?

Lads have landed. Isak, you’re on notice. Big Joe is coming.

Bring him in to beat the shit out of Isak. Looks like he can handle himself.

The cunt is going to rock up to the training ground on Tuesday laughing and joking like a tone deaf idiot thinking everything is okay.

So talent can be found out there on the cheap. Who knew.

My King. Eddie. Not Isak.

Lads getting back in at 7:30 tomorrow morning.

We get Sesko and Ramos. Isak goes to PSG. Liverpool left with somebody they didn’t really want in the first place.

Can we find any player isn’t either a mercenary or was a Manure supporter as a child.

Well that makes no sense since we were going to buy Ekitike and play him alongside Isak, so we wouldn’t have Isak money in that scenario and the fees are similar.

I’m about to go and play with traffic on the A1. This is tedious.

Miggys First Goal wants Sydney Sweeney, Margot Robbie, and ScarJo. We don’t always get what we fucking want.

You’d like to think that the rest of the footballing world would see Liverpool for their true selves here as entitled fucking cunts. But they won’t. No, it’ll be us who are the bad guys.

Somebody ask him if he’s got Slot’s cock permanently attached to his mouth.

If Newcastle opens doors = if Newcastle sells him on the cheap.

We’ve turned his head and he’s downed tools.