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Mutual consent, and thanks for the memories.

I doubt many, if any, of the Spurs players have relegation clauses baked into their contracts. Shame

Frustrating as you’ll know he’ll come good as soon as we’ve moved him on at a massive loss.

The Uzbek sub is gash so we’re in with a chance.

Kyle Walker

Is he in our UCL squad?

Need to sell our flops to PIF clubs and start again. That’s what everyone else does.

We need a tactical overhaul, but can’t implement it with the current schedule, so it’s more of the same for the foreseeable.

As someone said earlier in the thread, the subs were same for same. No in game tactics, no variety. Totally predictable as an opponent. Only the home support gets us over the line (sometimes) at home.

I think he’s too ponderous and detailed for a busy schedule, and couldn’t handle the quick turnaround from Leverkusen to Wearside.

Recent performances, Everton aside, have had shades of Ashley era for me. The old habits of scrolling on my phone half watching the match are back, ffs I was even peeling spuds for the Sunday roast from about 50 mins today.

Would prefer Dubravka

We miss Trippier’s influence when seeing the game out.

Daft twat. It was a freak result. We’re good.

Dublin is an expensive mess these days, with hotels routinely over 200 Euro a night.

Need to go back to shithousery. It defined us as a team and a club when we dabbled in it after Howe came in. Galvanised us.

Chat GPT5: When Alexander Isak played for Newcastle, how many goals did he score after 60 mins when starting a game? Short answer: 4. Those were: Nottingham Forest 1–2 Newcastle — Isak (90+3′, pen) — started (Mar 17, 2023). West Ham 2–2 Newcastle — Isak (62′) — started (Oct 8, 2023). Tottenham 1–2 Newcastle — Isak (78′) — started (Sep 1, 2024). Brighton 1–1 Newcastle — Isak (89′, pen) — started (May 11, 2025).

Joelinton for the redemption arc. Tonali for the fact that we don’t turn our backs in times of struggle. Bruno for just about everything he represents. Ah, just noticed 2020! Has to be Trippier, then!

We’ve avoided having our very own bomb squad. Galvanises the squad with him gone. I don’t believe that it sets a precedent for other players to leave the club in the same manner. Good riddance.

I’m in the sell him to Saudi after our window slams shut camp. That’s the ace up our sleeve with their window closing on Sept 10.

Maxi without the ball control and flair

Shay got dressed by his mammy

No chance. He’d be hammered by HMRC.

Saudi transfer window closes on 10th September, so maybe we have a plan B up our sleeves?

Lucky boy. Almaty is full of fanny and has some great beer. I imagine many of our Middle East-based fans would make the trip up there. An inexpensive 4 hour flight up from Dubai, Abu Dhabi and Doha.