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BBC: Miguel Almiron's agent insists the 28-year-old Paraguayan forward will not be leaving Newcastle United this summer, with his release clause reportedly set at £60m. Agent: "Look, definitely won't be leaving, but his release clause is 60m. That's all I'm saying."

I figured he'd be pictured with Marc Hottiger rather than some tennis guy!

All I can find is paper talk.

Ah, so Paqueta crisps, Cannebaga crisps. Almost as forced a joke as saying some player is Mexican!

Just some canny bugger

Linked with Spurs somewhere. Seems doubtful.

AC clearly favourites but you never know.

I don't know if the Stade de France has changed much since 2006 - I went to the CL final, got free tickets from my employer at the time - but the organisation to get in was shite then and felt that it wouldn't take much to tip it over the edge.

All of them

I'm just glad Liverpool have lost. Lawro, that one is for you.

The historic two-ruple.

Decent stats on Diaby. https://fbref.com/en/players/aeed5c06/Moussa-Diaby

A lot of cameras take mirror images in selfie mode.

Feels like we're being used to pump up AC Milan offer to me. But let's see

The process that got Trippier and Bruno seems okay to me

Merciless

Lampard.

I forget we're going to be used more than ever to smoke out bids from other clubs. Trying not to take these rumours too much at face value.

Eh

Yep. We have to... trust Howe's forté

I hate the term 'marquee signing'.

He'd probably try to take credit for that

LUCASTLE etc.

This Bowen stuff. Silly season.

Oh go on then, twist me arm