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Paul Merson. He was a good player but he's thick as mince.

Gerrard eh. Where's their messiah now...

Their fans seem pretty thick tbh. 'Spent way out of trouble' stuff. Yeah, they've never spent anything Villa

Gallagher. Reminded of a slow, un-scoring Craig Bellamy. Prob just the hair.

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Another shirt off yellow card. Worrying.

Insane!

Do 'em

Ah well.

That'll be Steve Bruce to Burnley then, as he attempts to mismanage each and every football club like some Panini Book of Infinite Failure

In seriousness, I quite like that zip up thing they come out the tunnel with. No sponsor on it.

He can draw a couple of mannequins away to make space for others.

Probably go to the club shop, and spend it there.

I dreamed we beat this lot 4-0. Unfortunately the scorers in my dream were Shola with a hattrick, and a goal for Shearer, so may not be wholly accurate.

Alex Murphy. Robocop!

More ED-209, surely

Crikey. Spend 25 million to get an experienced striker who uses his experience to get us 3 crucial points. Beggars can't be choosers.

I loved it, because we won the game.

Was probably Dan Burn's fault

Also almost all the players at Conte's disposal were better than ours, perhaps?

Clearly he's run over your dog. And by dog I mean penis.

Treacy could be talking about anyone or anything and he'd still come across as a twat

But, y'know, human rights yeah

"Burn should be dropped"