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No surprise if we now sign Zaha and Saha, somehow. Nah, I'm sure we'll be 'Hunting High and Low' for signings. Think you can do better? Take me on.

A-Ha does feel a little Partridge. But being a similar age to him I totally understand.

The head dip etc. honestly reminds me of someone skipping stones across water at times.

I don't think Mourinho would've achieved what Eddie Howe has here.

Straight on eBay.

Just you as I recall

To be frank I thought his performance was pretty toothless.

He seemed more generous in his praise than that, hearing the whole thing.

Jury's a cock.

He's right. We are going for the top four.

Something something 'lacks athleticism' something.

He seems to have a killer head for geometry. Gets ball, knows the precise angle to run from whoever's nearest him.

And no head bandages. They're slowing your brain down Maxi!

Def. played well tonight, good to see.

"We're going down. Feel free to bookmark this."

Ian Wright talking bollocks

Solid goal

What's this 'if ball in Arsenal area = blow whistle' bullshit

Lampard is history's greatest monster.

50k a week. Fucking hell.

The Renan Bus is coming

Cheers, I'd forgotten to block their garbage.

Tony Green. Nah, never saw him play so I'm just being a twat.

Half expect this to pan round to Tim from The Office looking down the camera in disbelief.