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I keep mentally calling him Ben Svotman.

Botman. Ah-aaaah! Fighter of the Night Man.

Ekitik-ing time bomb etc.

In terms of maintaining a career rep as a defender, you can understand moving to Milan over Newcastle. Hopefully that will absolutely change.

Oh, snap!

Sven isn't even a Dutch name. Can you really trust a man like that?

That'd exactly what one doesn't hear when Botman runs past you

Sounds like they kinda made that up.

Beyond caring now

And they still have Gerrard as a manager. Must be great being a fan of the most 'meh' club in the world

Such a short window, probably already have them lined up (but you have to advertise the vacancies, legally speaking)

And he's retired.

Have PSG made a bid?

@HTT II and his Bukayo Saka link starting to make sense!

I'm going to go by the accounts of someone who was paying attention at the time - check out the potted history from @WillDanceForChocolate - Apr 24th in this thread.

That'd totally work, yeah

Ekitike-tike-bang-bang

The Sun: "Newcastle will need to stump up £50m to sign Manchester City's Dutch defender Nathan Ake, 27."

Milan have just won the league, they have CL football. I'm all for the Newcastle project but they're well ahead of us, even if the Italian league isn't what it was in the past.

Hopefully this tedious saga can be put to bed then.

I'll welcome it, but I just don't see it with the need to address other areas and FFP squeezing things.

Don't see us signing another forward if Ekitike goes through tbh

Must have headed the ball a few too many times to cheat on Shakira.

I think they just did