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Not really the point though is it? We shouldn't be. Both goals conceded were down to our own ineptitude.

It's like watching the Pantomime, but every week with these fuckers! absolutely braindead.

Shows you what a state we are in when we idolise this guy. He's a great dribbler, but with very little else. End product is once in a blue moon and he rarely even creates. He refuses to track and man and as et tu stated his attitude seems to stink when it's not going his way. I was lucky enough to see Ginola, Robert and HBA in the flesh. All three create much and scored a fair few themselves. Obviously HBA not as many as the first two. That's the level he needs to hit if he is gets anywhere near his dream of playing with Mbappe and Benzema as he seems to think he should. He talks about the team not having the best player, but he's one them also. Needs to improve and work on his weaknesses, which outside of running 45 yards with the ball, are many. I'd play Lingard over him, who can't get a game at Manure, so unsure where that leaves Maxi in the Premier League greats.

I'm no fan of Shelvey, but Lascelles looked like he was passed a Nuclear Bomb from Dubs, and quickly threw it to Shelvey with 3 men round him and facing his own goal. The blame falls on the captain and whoever coached him in his career. He's not a footballer, he's slow and cumbersome in every aspect of his game and championship at best.

NOT good enough. Limited Championship Plodder. Get him out the Team and Club, he offers nothing but a Sunday League Head.

Absolutely dreadful this. I at least expected some urgency and fight but fucking hell, this is utter shit. We have 2/3 players with Football brains, but no physical attributes, and 3/4 with physical attributes and no fucking brain! We need to cut out this Willock shelvey shit and get back to basics. Drop Lascelles and let Fede Captain the team with Hayden protecting the midfield. If Maxi can't learn to pass or created or score more often, I'd drop him too. This is fucking embarrassing against a distinctly average team today with no confidence or momentum. We should be shot for our approach today and that includes Eddie.

He's a bit thick.

Maxi has been shit most of his time here. Zero end product, he's the kid at school that just hogs the ball, and spits his dummy out when he loses it, which is 90% of the time. Willock is not a CM.

He's a tit and a metaphor for one of many problems with the world. Hopefully if people stop watching or reposting his shite, he might disappear. I also agree he's going to become a bigger issue he he continues his Training Ground antics.

I can't decide. I genuinely think if we win Saturday and get anything from the next two we are back in the mix. I just hope we manage to get the mix right from now on. I feel the teams pretty set now, just that midfield two and how to deploy Joelinton, Maxi, Miggy and Fraser left to answer. Then stay as close as we can til Jan. Maybe I'm still being too positive, right now - 7!

I'm with Eddie 100%. This Club is rotten and he's giving it 200% with fuck all at his disposal, not to mention a few brain dead jokers in the squad. Fede should have started. Clark is totally to blame tonight, so hopefully, fingers crossed, he now knows his best back 4. We need to start with that back four and the same team, but questions over Wilock remain, in my eyes. Maybe Hayden or Miggy? We're at crunch time, but there are other teams we can beat with some confidence. I don't think Leicester or Everton are unbeatable right now either. We just need that first fucking win! HWTL.

Some proper wet farts in here today. Beat by a better team. Shocked. Next 7 days is the season. Lascelles and Ritchie out might help. Throw Kraft in the Tyne for bonus. Need to unleash Maxi. Him and Wilson our only hope. Not sure Willock works in this set up either. Back to sleep! 4:15am watching this shit.

Could be argued there still are arseholes but he has managed them, or not included them even. He is hugely responsible for the feel good factor at the camps and therefore in the squad and team. Think he's done a pretty great job. Just needs the rub of the green and the team, a little more big game experience. Which they have now.

Also, we desperately need some Pace in CD and CM in Jan. Priorities for me.

7. I don't agree we're gone....yet. I do think the next 3 games are massively critical. From today, I think having Dubs in we'd have won. I also don't see many teams down there with a front three/four like us. We just need to get the balance and look a little tighter at the back. If we continue to get the fitness up and win 2 of the next 3 I think we're still totally in the mix. If we can keep the gap to a minimal of 3/4 points by January I think we'll be ok. - Keep the Faith.

Shearer, Gazza, HBA & some popcorn!

Everyone knows the score. The entire club was rotting from top to bottom. This blame game shit should stop, from what I see today Howe is strong enough in his own convictions to move Jones on if he's not wanted. I feel he's a good coach who has probably been trying to do 3 jobs himself, while the 3 Steve's treat the club like a Holiday Camp. Starting to think these players haven't seen any real tactics or fitness since Rafa Left. Let's just see how he gets on with Howe leading the team. If he's found out, he's marched - simple. He stopped the rot somewhat the last few weeks - that's something.

I'll start. Play: Dubs Manq. Hayden Willock Almiron ASM Wilson Schar Bench: Fed Lascelles Dummet Joelinton Lewis Bin: Clark Darlow Ritchie Kraft Shelvey Hendrick Gayle

Can Matt Ritchie ever miss the first man! ffs

get the fuck in!

Hayden and Shelvey are like two WW2 veterans with artificial hips. So immobile. I'd still start Amdy Faye over these two.

Todays word of the day - Jog.

Agree. I'm all for Schar and Fed too. I'd not start the other 3 at all.

Imagine Fonseca trying to get a tune out of that defence? ffs lol comical stuff. Playing it out from the back, modern football. They can't even say their own names. Lascelles - Captain! that header today showed how much of a leader he is. He's another Steven Taylor - All talk and bluster. No skill or brains.

Can we just say we've lost the game, then go 433 and have a fucking go for shits and giggles now? Cut this embarrassing coward shit out.