nufcnick

Sorry but they have been head and shoulders better than us, we look like conceding every time they attack, it’s not hard to see why we have only won 1 game all season

We are absolutely horrific, it’s only because Leeds haven’t been able to finish their chances that we haven’t been put to the sword, carry on like this in the second half and they will score and then we will collapse

Woohoo, we have signed another striker that couldn’t hit the floor if he fell on it

He’s been as much use as a solar powered vibrator

He’s lost in the wood

Every single one of these fuckers on the pitch are an embarrassment and disgrace to the shirt

We have to be one of if the worst footballing team in the history of the premier league, we have the only professional footballers that can’t pass the fucking ball

Basically nobody in front of the back 4 shielding them, Leeds are going to have a field day

Do you not mean Captain catastrophe

Taking a job away from one of those great English managers init

Well that’s a far stronger team I though Leeds could put out, changing my prediction to Leeds 4-0

Expecting a very Steve Bruce esk game today, 1 shot on target vs Leeds 8 shots on target, 20-25% possession, sitting on the edge of our box surrendering possession faster than the French during WW2

But true

Christ we could play the Paralympic team at the minute and get turned over

Why you will pissed of that we’re wasting £300k a week on him for 1 maybe 2 games, they rest he will be injured and unavailable

The same Everton team that will have a new manager in by then and will likely rip us apart

97.5% I think your lowballing TBH

Lethargic, my granddad with his zimmerframe moves faster then most of our lazy cunts

Christ, when you watch other teams play with a bit of cohesion, you then see how shit we really are

Ohh it is, we will make them look like Barcelona today

Problem with Miggy he runs with with his eyes closed, we have nobody in the team with any sort of composure

There is no way deli Ali is coming to the toon, if Mandy thinks it’s hard dealing with European club owners, wait till she try’s to deal with the twat that runs spurs

Injured and had surgery

Still better than the shower of shite we have in defence now