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We are fucking pony

Why do we just sit back after scoring, it’s like we’re waiting for them to take control of the game

We don’t get those

LAZY is the word your looking for

Couldn’t score in a brothel with a fist full of £50s and a bag full of cocaine.

How long before ASM “gets” an injury he needs to go off for

Get that useless French cunt off the pitch

If they score were fucked, as we could play till Tuesday and still not score

All he cares about is tweets on twitter

ASM is an absolute fucking liability

Fucking shelvey

Commentators had to mention that Watford have lost 7 in a row and Howe has never lost to raneri, you know that stops today now don’t you

Boy that would be nice. I just can’t see where wins are coming from we’re so poor and just don’t seem to be able to gain any confidence from anywhere

What’s the odds on another newly promoted team taking points off us at home this season, when did we last beat a newly promoted team at home?

Of course Watford are going to pay £20m for a player they released for free just over 6 months ago, get a grip fella

Burnley deliberately dragging their heals so he’s not available for Saturday?

Is that a miss quote? FFP is nowhere near £800m

Another day goes by, another day with no hint of a new signing and another day closer to relegation

Gayle would struggle to hit the floor if he fell on it, never mind the back of the net

Our lot couldn’t score in a brothel with a diamond encrusted penis

Would love a true story more

I wasn’t expecting 10 signings in the first week, but they should have had at least 3/4 ready to come in

We should have had at least 3-4 players in ready last week, not fucking 1 player, it’s the constant hesitation from day 1 that’s going to make sure we’re relegated this season

Last time we got one of those was under glen roeder