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The fucker couldn’t score in a brothel with a fist full of £50s and a bag full of Coke

So are we running a book at how long it takes Captain catastrophe to give away a goal today

He won’t drop Captain catastrophe though, he should have been stripped of the captaincy the second Howe walked through the door

Lascelles has always had the speed and turning circle of a WW1 battleship, fucker always looks like he’s running in treacle

I would go to a back 5 also TBH

Possibly the same amount we are going to lose when we’re relegated

Wow your so right 2 players under him have got better, problem is the other 9 have gone backwards at a rather high pace

He’s had 10 games to get them to work harder and get the team to press and make it difficult for the opposition, yet we look no different to a Steve Bruce team in levels of effort

Dry your eyes princess

As low on talent as Norwich, Brentford, Leeds or Brighton? If your not a good team you have to be hard working, we are not a good team and after 10 games under Howe we are also not a hard working team either, it’s like the fuckers have delusions of grandeur.

Offer money they can’t refuse at the start of the window, not halfway through the longer you wait in the window the higher the price gets, get yourself ready for Phil Jones and Hamza Choudhury for £25-30 a piece next week.

They seem to manage that in under 2 months in pre-season after 2 months of doing almost nothing, also remember these lazy fuckers had been playing football for 4 months under cabbage head before Howe came in so they would have been fitter than at the start of a pre-season, so please stop trying to blame fitness on poor performances on the pitch. If he hasn’t got them fit enough now he needs to go. Seem to remember Rafa only taking a month to get the fitness levels where they should be.

The Dean Smith comment was tongue in cheek. Howe has now had almost 3 months with them so let’s not try and blame the performances on fitness ehh, which BTW is more than a preseason, so if he hasn’t got them fit now there is something wrong with his methods. I maintain Howe is a very poor manager and my point will be proven by the end of the season. We won’t even breach 22 points with him this season

The owners showed how incompetent they are

3/4-1 Leeds, pretty comfortable win for them after they press and run us off the park

Would you fuck, it’s an abstract failure by the owners, they will panic next week and we will end up with the likes of Phil Jones and Hamza Choudhury on high wages for stupid money, Watford and Everton had players quite sharp and we just pissed around

I think a spanking of Leeds today and the fans will turn on Howe, especially after how easy Norwich dispatched Watford last night, maybe we should have gone after Dean smith ehh

Think he was bitten last week when he said that a few were very close and then nothing happened

And what was the final score, that’s what matters

What part of what he’s just said is untrue?

That would be the team I would pick, we’re so bad defensively we need that extra defender

Yeah TBH I really don’t have much hope of that either, the guy should be in a cabbage patch

He went through a purple patch that he’s never likely to repeat in his life, the only space he likely to find currently is in the lunch line.

Fixed that for you

And I also might marry a super model, both are highly unlikely