Ben

Isn't Lewis-Skelly supposed to be a right little posing cunt ?

If Hall doesn't go, there's a good chance ill kill Donald Trump fuckin arsehole.

England 6/1 .........nar your rite.

Aye, canny

These leaks coming out must be from disgruntled twisty players

Head coach next according to this fella

Did we sort out where we could play whilst all this goes on ?

Bournemouth looked really good last night, whoever gets their manager is getting a goodin.

Imagine if Hull win, floppy cocks all round

Twisty neighbours can't complain about a new development if they are the twisty neighbours

Did Southampton think that admitting it meant they would get off with a slap on the wrist ?

Are those new buildings on the Newcastle side of the Redheugh bridge student accommodation ? if so just chuck them in there

A couple of red cards would do me

And Mexico and Canada

She'll knack all of them

Just printed my fixture list out, some strange owld kick off times

He won that competition for the best club in the universe

I wonder if he swaps warm up bibs with the other subs

What if its Wor Amanda? She would be perfect to lead the Stadium rebuild.

May as well just pick the ball up and chuck it in the net at this stage

Top 6 getting decision shocker

One of his main rivals for the striker position play for The Pyramids in Egypt, if he can't get in the team thats Pharaoh-nough

Aye, scruffy cunts, get your hand in your pockets

He went to live in New York for a year when he left Barca, imagine having the ability to do that and be young and fit enough to enjoy it, maybe he'll do that before replacing England bound Eddie Howe next summer.

I think our short passing by two or three players to get out or into situations looked good yesterday, Hall, Tonali and Bruno are masters at it.