Ben

That's what I thought, bit overkill for a new assistant grass cutter

Howay man Ryder is on a role lately, it's the summer of George/Lee (Nobody will get that)

Dongs oot swearing Pirates, problem solved.

Let's start a campaign to get the players to swear like pirates at every interview, that will stop this bullshit

I hate all three ideas more than the last, fucking shite.

Agree with this, Pardew was a not a very good middle man, he did want to do his best but didn't want to upset Ashley. Bruce had a side to choose, his Heritage, reputation and pride or Ashley and Cash. For an already rich man he chose Ashley, fuck him.

Lots and lots of constant abuse, it was a proud day in the Ben household

Owen for me, the first person to block me on Twitter, honoury mention for Parker and Jenas

Someone needs to tweet that to Kieran Maguire

Now I'm worried

That's a fuckin cracking argument, I bet there must be loads of players that have had careers cut short because clubs are not allowed to spend freely.

Looks like we'll get some movement next week

That keeper !!

Pope and Trafford going into next season would be very strong

It just makes no sense to sell one of our best players with 3 years left on his contract to a rival.

Why not ? Didn't every single one of them forecast last years mad scramble to make the PSR budget at the end of June ? Arh yeh your right not a peep from amy of them until after the event and then we got a full explanation once they realised what the fuck went on and now of course they are all experts.

If you can't beat em, join em I say, get your fingers out Saudis

10 press ups each, suspended for 2 years

£40 million, i wonder where Eddie would play him

Geed up

Fluke ?

Get in, surely that Dutch player gets a yellow for smashing Anderson just after his pass

I watched him a few weeks back and his whole body just looks so taught and tight any part of him could just snap at any time.

Should pay for their Stud Farm where John Terry is currently bucking Millie Bright to knock a few center halfs out on 20 year contracts.

Any Dutch players we should be watching as squad fillers ?