Ben

If the Glorious Man United pull still existed he wouldn't even consider Spurs

"Wendy, have you packed my Sunderland shirt and my jeans" "Aye" "That's me sorted for the week"

Quansah from Liverpool would be a good signing if the price right 100% profit for Liverpool as well

Levy is my spirit animal

What are you expecting to win with that bet ? A beer gut ? Pair of floppy tits ?

Sunderland in the EPL will mean that all of their boxes will be sold, no fucka watching the football but loads of deals getting sorted, I know a few companies that will have boxes at both grounds

Don't they realise promoting the North East no matter if its Fender or that Roker film company benefits all of us

Pffftttt...........Southern Softy, Eddie's got this.

TBF some of them would have been saving those pop bottles for years

Bring Ashley back as well.

He's been "Pep'd" post divorce, slow, ponderous and arrogant.

I think he's getting away with it by "Frank Costanza" shouting at everyone.

Lovely cross, I wish we did that sort more with all our height

Poor Makems going into the new season with a worse squad than the one that fluked the playoffs, worrying

Just shift him in with Trippier, he'll keep him on the straight and narrow

Eh !! I wished Steven Taylor all the best for the future when Portland Timbers stole him off us and he was probably better than Trent.

Or they were just arrogant enough to think they are the biggest club in the world and nobody should leave them.

Liverpool fans are not happy that he was learning Spanish when he should have been training

Goth square, now Smack Head square as a bit grass

Saudi Super Stadium sound glorious

Daft that, 24 points above Sunderland and a fanny's whisker away from promotion, unless they have Klopp lined up they should be backing him not sacking.

This new Man City season ticket policy where you must attend at least 10 games or get your season ticket taken off you seems a bit mad. Whenever I watch their games there's always loads of empty seats, how the hell has it getting to a situation where you need to have this policy ? Why buy a season ticket and then just not use it.

£600k a week, aye right