Ben

Facebook said he was scared of Sunderland

I bet he's buzzing on the sunbed in Tanfastic tonight

Wheels off

I saw to that when I put him in my dream team last week.

According to some of the comments on Facebook it's because he's scared of Sunderland

EPL and UEFA are terrified of court cases, I think any club can just do what they want at this stage.

Did Salah re-sign for Liverpool because the Saudis didn't want him.

Not sure where you have got that figure from, I've got it on good authority he's on £675k a week and his signing on fee was a Caribbean Island.

It's in today's Chronicle

I wonder if Amorin doesn't suit Man Utd because he seems like a nice bloke and is not an absolute Thundercunt

TBF I'm shocked I was convinced he was off to Saudi

This will trigger the Makems, it's Whitburn.

Chuck the youngins under the turnstile, sit them on your knee, sorted.

Just say it's 65000 but then build a 75000, there's 10000 tax free tickets a week right there, no-one is going to count them, clubs used to falsify attendance loads back in the day.

Cracking result, never got out of 2nd gear, Leicester need some practice passing a football.

Never mind Wilson, let's get crazy horse on

Ipswich have spent £107 million, Southampton £122 million and Leicester £90 million, surely building on a promotion team they should be doing better.

What's happened to Peps Man City ? So pedestrian

Looks like Ange is keeping his job for another week

My fault, I put him in my dream team

I'm not sure if want this Liverpool keeper

I wonder if Ange would go to Rangers

Is he any better than someone like Gary O'Neil

Nice couple of seasons in Saudi or USA to top the pension fund up

I don't think Poch has took to international football at all, so it could be a good fit going back to Spurs.