Ben

This bloke can't stay at Bournemouth he's put a cracking squad together here and they play great stuff

Geed up

Fucked if they do fucked if they don't

Aye

He was riding a BMX eating an apple with a Magpie perched on his shoulder. Nee idea what it means like

Wigan

5 defeats on the trot and 3 goals in the last 10 games

Wolves could do us a favour here

My god i fucking hate Rio Ferdinand

That must be Viz surely, I remember during their heyday they had a cut out and keep panty pad with a picture of agony aunt Claire Rayner saying "There Fannytastic"

I can't help thinking that appointment could go tits up very quickly, whenever he is on Talksport he always come across as a bit dim.

With regards to the parachute payments if a promoted team stays up doesnt their parachute money get split between the rest of the championship clubs ? or have I just totally made that up ?

TBF I don't/can't read the full articles because of those daft adverts that take up 95% of the screen, if I had my choice though its Miley all day for me

The Chronicle says Willock could be injured now

Exactly

Our new RW maybe could fill in up front if required

In a daft way I think a new Wilson deal must mean Howe has huge faith in Osula, no new striker to bring in and more cash to spend on RW CD and GK

Spurs ?

If I was Southampton or Leicester, I'd be snapping up Sean Dyche about now, if any lower league or promoted team has a bad start next season he'll be snapped up.

Pogba is probably as far as you can get from a Howe/Mitchell type player

I reckon Mourinho will go to Leeds

Why not just leave it open then

Why is the window opening for 10 days, closing for 6 then reopening ? Seems a bit crackers

Will they get fans to fill it ?