Ben

Never liked One Direction anyway

I copied your Joelinton booking bet

Starmer has just arrested 400 monsters like you

Hardly surprising considering the games they have played and our two best center backs are out because of injury and playing for Crystal Palace

98th minute pen for Barca to win 4 3

Fuckin West Ham cost me £30

Looks like West Ham are stinking the place out again

Longstaff NOT Miley

I'm sure we could chuck in one of our keepers as part of the deal

Limping to the end of the season, I imagine they will limp out of the playoffs as well.

He's building a huge Villa in Majorca apparently

I'm sure SSN did a proposal where 7 teams could qualify for Champions league and the top 11 could be in Europe next season

This Spurs game is going to be mental, it's already like two boxers just slugging each other

He did an interview last night after the match and it was like an audition for the job

I reckon Arteta will go to Madrid

Sky picked Murphy as MoTM last night, goes to show what sort of brain dumb ex players they currently have on co comms.

Didn't Parish say we offered nowhere near £70 million

I'd agree with this, however I still think we should be bringing on Milley and Osalu rather than Longstaff and Wilson

If we keep the players fit we can easily win all the remaining games, my only worry is that the standard of our play massively dropped when we brought the subs on.

Bruno and Joelinton can't find space in midfield because Tonali is already there.

Tindall as a Manager, professional, quite, calm, courteous, respectful. Tindall as Assistant, Thundercunt.

Tonali is 3 players, Bruno can't find space.

Let's go for 2nd

If you had to compare him to a player from the past who would it be ? Platini Pirlo Gerrard ?

For a Robot, that bloke up front for Palace doesn't have a very strong shot