Ben

He's 14ft tall and 75 year old playing his 200th continuous game, give the lad a break

Do you not have an HD option

Zero hour contract £50k a goal

What's with Man City playing the game at walking pace ?

Mile offside

Hopefully he'll have pulled his pants back up after his encounter with Isak the other night.

WTF is this thing with managers not changing their system!! Howe really is a fucking wonderful manager that I'm proud to say leads my club

Same

You reckon he might walk ?

And it's all to spite, control and knobble Newcastle United who are actually fine to play by the rules.

Howay lads give them a break this must be two youth sides on minimum wage, we need to support them and their futures, criticism will only break their confidence

Kane to Arsenal according to this mornings papers

TBF she had a go at Jeff Steling and Ali Mcoist the other day, can't help thinking she is driving get own narrative.

2 weeks before

Fuck sake man

You just like pain

Do you wank with a bin man's glove ?

This do ?

Did we play like 7 games in 4 days that week

His final act in a black and white shirt is to do what he does best Carnage and fucking shit up ...........gracefully.

So are you saying we need Lascelles back for the league game ?

You don't look well, I think you might be coming down with something, I reckon your fever will peak on Thursday the 13th (you need that off) and hopefully you can go back the following Wednesday

Plenty time to put Monday in as a holiday