Ben

Lascelles has been looking after Jamie

That guy in the afternoon on Talksport goes mental all the time whenever anyone mentions the Chelsea owners

Ok

He was in my sons class at school and he was always the superstar, Lewis just used to tag along

Cardiff are 2/1 at home today are they shit or something

I presume they bought to many coat hooks at B & Q so they need to fill them

I genuinely wonder how these talks take so long, you'd think two blokes sitting down face to face could sort it in an hour or so one way or another

Daft fuckas, don't they realise Lee Carsley is available

Like a fucking Millstone around our neck this fucka

I would rather have Toney than Solanke

I was a bit surprised yesterday when Eddie insisted that players have to leave, he normally keeps his cards close to his chest.

Put a picture of every player in the world on the pitch at Stamford Bridge then drop darts from a hot air ballon.

Big Willie sings "I can't be myself"

Is he always injured ?

Chelsea are the gift that just keeps giving and the mental thing is that their fans are already blaming their new manager, calling him a Yes Man

He's a Mad Dog pick

Free Transfer for a first teamer seems mental

£30million wasted, he's a championship plodder

To replace who ?

I'm not so sure with Willock, the Mileys, Longstaff we probably have enough, I'm not against upgrades but if we sign a CB and RW, PSR will tell us our money has run out

Not so sure about that with a Yes man in charge

Plus he's 28, fuck that, Wor Eddie's not running a retirement home

Rashford ?

Aye, bit daft responding to yourself

Good replacement