Ben

I'm pleased someone is as old as me that got that reference

Joelinton looks off it, might be time for our Italian John Mccririck

Our coaching set up will sort this at half time

Even The Shire support Newcastle

Woords don't have full stops above them ........divvys

How long is Barnes out for ?

I think they might get their bait put up tonight

Kane could of had a hatrick by now if Sane passed to him

Does Sane not like Kane? He just won't pass to him

I can't imagine wor Amanda will be to happy paying him his full wage, will they just send him back to Italy until the summer and then he's back for pre season or make him stay over here ?

On Netflix ?

70 points this week, my nemesis (we are going 50p a point) got 92 Maddison and Salah captain did me.

Ajax manager sacked

It looks like Spurs have a good first 11 but the subs are a bit average, not many game changers.

696 adoring fans watched Gerrards Saudi team get beat at the weekend

Fulham are shite

Same Sky that had an image of the top half of the table with Liverpool shown in 11th.

So Gary O'Neil is a better pundit than both Neville and Carragher combined, great insight into how his training drills are put onto the pitch

Potter to Man Utd ?

Ajax and Lyon are having nightmare starts, not exactly the most patient fans either.

Sheff Utd are poor, Man Utd scraped a win, its just painting over the cracks deckchairs on the Titanic at this stage

The Glazers biggest problem is choosing shite people to run the football side of the club

Might cost a few quid that one, I think I saw Wor Eddie talking to him after the game though

I'll join you in the worrying like a fanny group.

Has this guy been offered a new contract yet ?