Ben

I'm having a glass of wine

When Ashley took over I was a 32 year old tee total, fit and healthy Adonis with a shock of blonde hair.............now look at me, I comb my hair with a barbecue fork and my sofa "fits" me. I deserve this.

If they didn't pay it the deal wouldn't happen ?

Have the Saudis paid $1 billion to make this go through ?

He hasn't been a bad owner really, remember the time the little scamp sacked one of the greatest managers in the clubs history to bring in the hated Wise who was based in London, or the time he renamed the stadium to carry the branding of his tat shop. Or the time the cheeky monkey took the clubs property, sold it and pocketed the money for himself, the time he hired that foul mouthed tramp, or the time he lay waste to the greatest monument of our great city and let it rot. Na fuck him, I hope him and Bruce dig their graves with a knife and fork.

I once watched Hugh Fernly Witherspoon make Black Pudding and it didn't put me off.

I think Bruce would rather walk than have that sort of pressure.

It's a problem that can't and won't go away until the end of the TV deals

Probably the best money the club will ever spend

Must have Amanda lined up for interview tonight

Nothing can go wrong now

Possibly the worst thing ever written

Lampard, Gerrard, Howe,

Fuck it, the mood I'm in I'm having 50p on both keepers getting a yellow 200/1, should get me a few cans

What will happen to poor Charners ? I bet he wishes he made a few more club donations to the food bank now.

I saw a burger van near Ferryhill to that said "we serve homemade chips" I knew it was a sign

Edwards will be combing his back as we speak.

I liked the financially responsible Ashley era, not this spendthrift Saudi shite.

Cleopatra ......its on

Buttery smooth takeover, well done to all involved.

How much power does Qatar have over the footballing world ?

That fella with the beard will be power mad with his 1% share of Nufc, he'll be doing risk assessments on everything.

Hopeys in I'm in

It's either Ashley or Tommy Robinson back on Nufcmatters.