Ben

*shouting upstairs* "Bens wife !! We've got another one !!"

When will we find out Botman is paggard ? Hes just a fabulous robot in my eyes.

Shoe salesman boxing ? Winner fights Bundy ?

I hope Big Al says something about him.

How the fuck is a Brazilian called Malcom ? Should he not be selling Canaries or Hornby Trains.

FFS Eddie Howe is not a 0 0 manager, if you look at our team moving forward we basically play two at the back, set pieces it's basically Trippier taking and then running back on his own to defend, we play a very wide front three with three in midfield all pushing forward constantly shooting at goal, classic case of people seeing results and making conclusions without actually watching us.

The wife loves Aha she would be standing next to Eddie at that one, she watches this at least once a week. Milf heaven.

I would love big Dunc to do well as a manager, I may be in minority but I thought he did great when he was caretaker at Everton.

I can imagine that chairman shaking big Dunks and the saying " now watch this" as he does a shit forward roll

By doing and saying nowt to the press, even our transfer team are masters at shithousery

I would never condone his behaviour here, but I will hold my judgement until he has his say.

Nee idea these days but I had an apprentice a few years ago who played for Hartlepool and he got 10% of the transfer fee when he moved to Luton

Players forcing transfers never seems to work out.

Something doesn't seem to sit right with me about this transfer, the Everton fans want rid of him because of his lack of effort, he's obviously a little scroat and is he even close to the England first 11. Maddison seems a much better deal to me but I'll trust the club with their decision

Do Everton even have a plan here ?

Not sure buying players before a manager comes in is a good idea

Back on the tackle bets tonight yesterday was so close

Since Ashley sold us and we now at least try, the thing that makes me most happy apart from Eddie Howe, committed players, professional staff behind the scenes and a united fan base, is the fact that professional fucking wind up merchant Luke Edwards knows nowt about what's going on and is left to feed on scraps like a worm Bruce left in a dump at the training ground. Sorry to put everyone off their teas but I just needed to get that off my chest.

Did someone say buying English players is better for FFP

I think thats harsh, Wilson should patrolling the 6 yard box and anything anywhere near should be his.

Pope is the best in the business at everything according to most "experts" in the media apart from he cant kick the ball, he must have hoofs instead of feet !! I would not change him for any other keeper personally.

Has Luke been told off for constantly asking if ASM is away

He looked very good and very fit

What's wrong with his positioning just now, he seems to be whereever the ball is not just now.

I take it back, sos ref.