Ben

I'm happy with our current transfer situation, for the continuity of the team I would like our transfers done before the last two friendlies, however I can totally understand that better deals will be done the closer you get to the window closing and clubs will panic with time closing in and cash on the table.

Geed up

Not the best of starts but we are getting more into it I still say Lucy Bronze could play in the championship

Btts and England win tonight 7/2 seems a canny price.

Reet, howay, get some signings sorted

You must have a few million left over

Shit, I was loving my team then realised I have no Liverpool players in my squad

Jesus Haaland Wilson Bruno Mount De Bryune My current front 6

Could be that Newcastle have offered £34m and Lyon are trying to smoke out other offers to get a bidding war going

Geed up

Fucking Umming Saudis

"Chris Wood is still with us" is a strange comment, almost as though he didn't expect him to be .

Man U paying £57 million for a 5ft 9 center half ? Good luck defending set pieces against our Giants

I've took out Salah I hope I don't regret it but it means I can improve all areas of my team.

Definitely the worst manager I've seen in my time, the way he protected Ashley at every turn really got me. It paid off for him though after he made a deal last summer to get £8 million if he got sacked when Ashley knew fine well he wouldn't be the one paying it. Parasite.

As a base coat, then he needs to be covered in axel grease

How old is this lad ? Is it a parody ? Is he just trying his best ? Is it harmless ? My immediate instinct is to hate him but I just can't.

Can you imagine the posts on RTG

This whole club is just far to professional these days, it's like they say to themselves " what would Ashley do ?" And then do the exact opposite

TBF Charnley matched 4 of my 6 criteria

I honestly thought he was just about to get clipped

Old looking - check Baldy - check Grey Suit - check Boring - check Great CV - check Professional - check

Nee owld cunts please