Ben

I would say more like Viz readers letters

Does that also say the Beatles have broke up ?

Like two shaved Captain Cavemans

Fuckin forrins coming over here shooting our kids and then killing themselves whilst pissed in their agents car, you wouldn't see good old British beef Bobby Charlton doing that

Obviously Haaland is amazing and he would be my dream transfer for Newcastle but have Man City strengthened their squad from last season considering whos left the club ? will Haaland suit their style and will he link up play as well as Jesus, do they have enough cover for Sterling, is Phillips better than Fernandinho, will they have defensive cover if Zinchenko and Ake go?

The power of N-O

Looks like a good old fashioned Forum bet

Skybet free £2 epl bet

We've had a think and we have agreed that professionally Newcastle is the better offer

Probably not much different to Joelinton and Wood TBF

I've chucked my free £2 on Hull top 6, Portsmouth top 6, Doncaster top 7 42/1

He's such a trooper, he started the women's rights campaign you know.

I thought Sterling was done

Why the hot dogs ?

Like my old boss used to say Buy Once Cry Once

Why is my perfect squad always £1 million out ?

Good squad players

Why bother naming all the different types of tickets if they are all the same price ?

Have the visiting fans asked for this through supporter groups, I met a guy from the Spurs supporters group a few years ago and his major complaint was that the away fans were to far from the pitch.

I'm obviously not a scout and people at the club obviously know more than me but after we declared our interest I watched him a few times and he looked very lightweight and easy to knock off the ball

This right back for England is better than Sunderlands

Their squad was ancient at the end of last season, so far 8 players aged 29 or over have left, I hope Kompany can replace them though cos I've backed them to come back up

Dunno like, he was great at standing still for long periods then moving at the last minute

Cheers Mr Ashworth much appreciated, don't tell the selling clubs though and we'll try and get a few quid knocked off those prices (cracking research BTW)

I think the DCL story came about because Everton needed the cash by 30th June and had to sell someone, Ashworth probably enquired but Spurs did us out of that one.