Ben

I went to dusseldorf a few years ago and beer wise my eyes were firmly opened, how they serve it is massively important as well, in the UK we just want it big and quick

Could we go with Wilson ASM Almiron Bruno Big Joe Paqueta

I'm 47 now which means I'm getting very grumpy, I couldn't give two fucks about most things and I would say I'm actually quite spiteful. So I would love to see Ronaldo start the season with either no club or stuck in Man Utds reserves the horrible selfish cunt.

Any signing that they have made this summer has not popped up on any of my social media, I literally don't know of any players they have signed, TBF I can say the same about Gateshead and Hartlepool

Barca seemingly owe money to clubs all over Europe and yet are still spending a fortune this summer, how is that even fair with FFP ?

Man City after Paqueta

Get the cunt spent.

The fuck are Leicester doing like ?

Always loads of parking just off the Redheugh bridge in the arena multistory, the college or the parking space where the buses park

Getting linked with very underwhelming players just now, plenty time to go in the window yet but I was hoping for a real push this season (I'm the sole reason fans of other clubs hate us)

£300k a week I dont think so

One of the comments on RTG " I know they are beating us but Hartlepool are fucking shite"

So basically it's either we've got no money and we are signing nobody or we've git shit loads of money and we are going to rock the world or something in between. Fuckin gerrin.

Paqueta

I reckon Chelsea might come close, maybe even a swap deal.

How much further from reality can Edwards actually get ?

I must admit I'll be disappointed if we don't get Paqueta and another forward this summer, what a spoiled brat I've become in 7 months.

With the signings they have made it doesn't seem like they are taking the championship by storm like they said they would

100% agree Bruce had two choices when he was here, be loyal and cherish his routes and upbringing or side with Ashley and take the money, he took the latter, worra cunt.

Without getting all doom and gloom, who is the player if he left would make you the most gutted ? I love Bruno and ASM, Trippier is a total class act, but mine would be big Joe, proper player, totally committed and he just seems to love to be part of Newcastle United

Edwards tolerance of £40 million is the equivalent of living in a bedsit in Sunderland or buying a private island in the Bahamas. His fundamental maths is shocking but at least he can say " I told you so"

FFP lawyer?

Here !!! What's gannin here like ? Saudis offering Ronaldo £250 million and some Japanese golfer £350 million and we get a few quid. It's not on this like I demand 4 £50 million players by the weekend.

All four of these posts read in order are glorious Everton seem to be massively struggling just now. Dyche by November?