RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

Assemble giant catapults around the ramparts of the old castle walls & fire indiscriminately sack fulls of 20 year old rotten cabbages as the buttery bastad Bruce pulls up in his sponsored brucebus That will get them thinking

Big Mike now only the 7th most hated owner in the PL

The big boned insufferable snide cunt reeks the place out like a 4 day old shit, god I despise everything he epitomises, sooner the fans are back the better, let the bloated bastad know exactly what everyone (apart from the FCB) thinks about him Urgh

A marvellous result, be awful if they got beat in play off final again mind

& the Hugh Scully of football management

Fkin love the abuse the fat Bastad gets, wish he could see all of this, Oh wait

No idea if thats true but I really hope it is

It will be an absolute Fkin travesty if we don't go down this year, the FCB & FMC deserve everything they get

He can trap the ball further than I can kick it out of my hands Fkin rubbish

^^^^^ Brilliant

Dunno if its just me but I honestly think we could do with a couple more Sports Direct signs up in the ground

Going for an upset here - 0-3

Rhurlyasleeves up

Going for an upset here, 0-2

*Death threat

Aye fair does

Is there anywhere I can watch this Khunts press conference from this morning ?

When asked about the pair's chances, Bruce said: "Allan is more advanced than Callum is. "He took part in a big session 48 hours ago, we hope he is a bit more advanced than Callum. "We hope can play some part. "We've had a little bit of time. "We have lost Isaac, that has been the cruel side, we have been unfortunate. Had no luck the lad C U N T

Spew

Really think we will get something out of this, A shot on target, a corner or cross into the box or summit, bound to I think Baby steps of improvement

Touche'

Been in the game a long time, that spells experience. Bruce knows they put the fresh pasties at the front. Perfect