Moose

Horrible news, poor lad

Gordon is a legend in his own mind and the idea that he thinks that he's outgrown the club is hilarious given the state of some of his performances this season. Maybe he's telling on himself a bit if he's admitting that he thinks he's above us because it looks like he picks and chooses which game to turn up for. What is annoying is that he's our best attacker IMO (the bar is low), we're heading into a window where we need to revamp the squad and our front 3 options behind Gordon are Wissa (flop/shite), Woltemade (square peg in round hole), Elanga (braindead coward), Murphy (crap and declining), Barnes (one trick pony and limited) and Osula (unpolished chaos merchant). Our transfer record since 2024 has been woeful and replacing Gordon is yet another position that we absolutely can not afford to fuck up

Bayern would be the perfect destination for him, I doubt he'd start ahead of Olise and Diaz but he'd get plenty of minutes there. He'll earn a fuck ton, Bundesliga defending is notoriously shite so he'll be able to make an impressive highlights reel skinning mickey mouse full backs, will always be surrounded by elite talent, guaranteed CL football every year and all but guaranteed to win the league.

Great player on his day, but his days are few and far between. He's nowhere near as good as he thinks he is or as the media/neutral fans make him out to be, I wouldn't lose a wink of sleep if he goes.

Even in public?!?!

That fixture might be ghastly enough to get the whole Champions League cancelled

He sits down when he pisses

What are we thinking here, is it best for Arsenal to edge past Sporting by the skin of their teeth and clog up their fixture list a bit more or would it be better for them to suffer the psychological blow of Sporting papping them out and getting booed off in their own midden?

A moment of silence for all those who chose to watch the Arsenal vs Sporting game

I can't imagine how galling it is when you get a consolation goal to make it 3-1 in the 89th minute and Chelsea Dagger by the Fratellis starts blasting out

Goal music is horrendous. Fold the club if we ever start doing that at SJP

Who the fuck are these people man, I'm lost for words!

What the actual fuck. Did people actually pay it as well?!

Woeful In Shooting Situations Always

Wildly Inaccurate, Snatches Shots Awfully

Such a shame that a lot of these wonderkids come off as complete wallopers. Maybe so much smoke being blown up your arse at such a young age effects your behaviour.

I just realised that W.I.S.S.A is an acronym for 'Wasn’t In Shape Since August'

I'm really squeamish, I wish I hadn't watched that.

There's nothing I'd love more than to have a fit and firing Isak back with us but he crossed the Rubicon when he went on strike. He disrespected the fans, his teammates, manager and the whole club, there's no coming back from that.

Happy retirement you smooth operator

Absolute shitebags, they must be so scarred from having their feelings hurt by rival fans that they pull up the drawbridge to new joiners whenever they have a bad result. That forum must be one of the most humourless, echo chambers on the internet.

I wonder who has been the most disastrous signing for their respective club, Isak or Wissa. I think many could make a good case for Isak but personally I think Wissa is clearly the worse signing based on the fact there is a strong chance Isak could still come good for Liverpool whereas Wissa is all but a busted flush here. I don't think Isak was particularly expensive for what they thought they were getting, indeed many of us thought we'd caved in on the price, but everyone acknowledged that Wissa was way too expensive given his age and contract situation but it was very much a 'needs must' situation. Either way, they both went on strike which pissed off their old fanbase and didn't endear themselves to their new ones so fuck them

Having your 2 superstar strikers suffer catastrophic injuries in the same season is harsh luck. Hopefully the Liverpool board factor this in and keep Slot for next season!

what a pathetic forum, their mods would make Kim Jong Un blush. Thin skinned cowards.