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James Tavernier leaving Rangers at the end of the season after 11 years. Good penalty taker and XL bully breeder, certainly an upgrade on Krafth. Bring him hyem.

Yeah, I was being serious haha, I just couldn't believe that anyone who has any modicum of football knowledge wouldn't class our derby as a real derby. Wow, what a mad world it must be through the lens of Ruud Gullit

You fucking what mate?! What did he say about the derby?

Imagine reading that headline this time last year!

Wissa stands for Wasted Investment Spent-on Some Arsehole

Asks question Gets correct answer Doesn't like answer Disregards answer I'd love to meet him, I don't think I've ever been that close to any so mad before!

"I'm not arrogant, I'm good at what I do."

It's a real shame it hasn't worked out for him, it was only 2 seasons ago he was starting for us regularly (albeit due to injuries) and putting in grwat displays against the likes of PSG. I totally agree with Rafalove, it's a shame we didn't get to bid him farewell, he kinda just slipped through the back door in the dead of night.

Thank the Gods for Spurs and LinkedIn Liam for providing us with some joy this season. I'd be forever grateful if we could also finish the season with an Arsenal bottle job and Sunlun missing out on Europe.

I used to think that being a billionaire meant you had to operate on a whole different stratosphere of intelligence that us mere mortals couldn't comprehend. Then I started paying attention to Trunp and Boehly.

Chelsea are a complete catastrophe and yet still in the European place. Aaaagggh, Europe this season was there for the taking man!

Fucking hell, I know it's for charity and everything but advertising this on the day you're likely going to get relegated to League 1 probably isn't optimal!

WBA winning Leicester losing They're done

It'll remind most of the East Stand ST holders of their childhood

There, that's more like it: Honestly, her mam looks better in this photo, the daughter looks like she needs planning permission for all that make up.

I'm a little bit confused....

Oh well. Enjoy Strasbourg Gabriel.

And who is going to carry Leazes Terrace to Beamish brick by brick?

Ah, not as spicy as I was hoping for

I can imagine his last training session will go something like this:

Oh fucking hell, we're not even North East Top Dogs for 2026! When will the misery end?!?!

Dare I ask what the meaning behind that nickname is?

They can only achieve this expansion cause they don't need to move a row of terraced houses to Cadbury World, brick by brick. Sickening.

Can't wait to see him try all those fancy flicks and tricks against a bunch of hungover brickies, roofers and forklift drivers playing for the likes of Stenhousemuir

Were the ultras even aware of the score or the opposition? It must be hard to follow the game when you've got flags being waved in your face which is already obscured cause you're wearing a balaclava like a member of the IRA