Moose

UEFA are bellends but they don't deserve to be in the same conversation as FIFA. In terms of reputable organisations, FIFA are in the same league as The Umbrella Corporation, the Westboro Baptist Church and ISIS

Welcome on board. There's a spot on the bench at FK Sovietgrad Abortionists with your name on it. Don't forget to clear out your locker in 2031 before your free transfer to Gillingham!

It wouldn't be the worst idea for Spurs to pay attention to what's been going on at Celtic this season. When they hired O'Neill, everyone laughed at the idea of a TalkSport pundit going back into management but in fact all he did was simply the game for them and use his very good man management skills to elevate the players a few levels above what they'd sloped down into, of course he was supported by a back room staff who were all semi competent as well. Then they hired Nancy, a manager completely wedded to a system none of the players knew and some were simply incapable of learning in the short time. Now I'm not comparing De Zerbi to Nancy or even Spurs to Celtic for that matter, it just seems that there's a time and place to hire a revolutionary "system" manager, and it's not when you're teetering on the brink of relegation with a crap squad most of whom have chucked it. It's too late to introduce new ideas/formations, the best you can hope for is finding a motivator who makes the players feel 10 foot tall and ready to run through brick walls

I know this list is by no means exhaustive but by God, that is some fucking grim reading for Spurs fans. Only 2 credible, modern day PL managers, one of them has already pied them cause he doesn't fancy a relegation scrap and the other is modern day Sam Allerdyce firefighter. Hopefully the Spurs board go with Harry, the people's choice!

A 28 year old with one good season in a mickey mouse league whose clubs are notorious for scamming PL clubs into paying big fees for mediocre players. Not for me Jeff.

I'm surprised no one's recommended this one yet: It's a murder mystery about a manager who gets accused of murder but he has an important game at the weekend so he needs to roll his sleeves up and dust himself down.

Glenn Hoddle, 'arry Redknapp or Wilfried Nancy please. This has to end in style

He was a very good player for the mackems and he seems like a really lovely guy too. There can't be many people in the middle of that particular venn diagram. Hope he does well there.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Thanks for the memories Igor, we hardly knew ye.

FWIW, there were a few comments suggesting that Paully is the 'familiar face' 😄

I saw this post and then logged onto Facebook and immediately saw this post again. Are Paully and Dan Neil following me like my online sleep paralysis demons or something?!

Leave aside the fact that he's a multi-millionaire footballer and he's the person described in this video:

In other news, the U-21's needed a last minute penalty to rescue a draw against Andorra

Reason #1820204 why this world cup is grim

Sell.

After seeing that line up, nah, not for me Jeff

A guy who looks like a melted Steve McLaren action figure who kept getting caught by the camera was quite funny at first, but like everything else, the more the media talk about him the more off putting he is. A retired teacher in his 60's who lives in Thailand fits the profile of a perverted wrong'un It doesn't say anything about him having an offer accepted on his house. Even if he accepted an offer today, good luck getting the funds in your account by the time the world cup starts.

I bet RTG already have a thread about it where they claim that he just wanted to visit the stadium to pay tribute to the nations heroes for their stunning win on Sunday against the forces of darkness. It's unfair that Farage is being singled out, Starmer, the King, the Pope and Mother Theresa have already visited in the past week to offer their congratulations

Dzeko?!

Italy had been various shades of dogshite since their world cup win. Then they got their act together to stop England in what was the best chance we'll ever have of winning the euros and then reverted to shite again. Grazie lads!

Ireland 2-0 up! Come on you boys in green!

I'm astonished that it's not Danny Welbeck vs us!

Whoever sanctioned the Farage visit to Portman Road is probably feeling a little silly. It seems the club have been fighting fires ever since.

Oh well, enjoy 5 years in Strasbourg on 100k a week Johan

55% of your schoolmates were raised by terrible parents, especially the Mackem/Man Utd hybrids, wtf is going on there?!