Moose

All good things come to an end, in football, you very rarely ride off into the sunset on a high. He MUST go at the end of the season. This team have nothing about them, the squad is a discombobulated, stale mess, there is no identity, style of play, hunger, drive or intelligence in how we play. The players have let him down and I would lose sleep over any of them leaving aside from Bruno, Miley and Hall, the people upstairs have let him down badly too, but he has also completely ran out of ideas and has taken us as far as he can.

Comprehensively being played off the park at home it's not even a surprise. And for the 2nd week in a row the opposition are a team whose manager has checked out and sold their best players. But please, tell me more about how the Isak saga is responsible for this mess of a season

Oh Christ aye, I forgot about that! "You're not fit to wear the shcheeeeeeert"

It'll be interesting to see what kind of reception he gets if he ever plays at SJP again

El Poshico ends 0-0

Yeah, we've all seen something in Woltemade, we know that there's an abundance of talent there but we also know that he's very rough around the edges. It's quite damning on Howe that Wolte hasn't improved at all and has in fact regressed and then been cast aside, I thought Howe would make something special out of him.

Tell me about out it! My thumb is sore from scrolling through all the Women's Euro Qualifiers to see the Championship/Scottish fixtures. I know BBC are doing their best to promote the game but don't insult our intelligence and pretend that there's so much demand that the Qualifiers deserve to be second only to the PL in the fixtures. Are you gonna sit there and tell me that the Estonia vs Lithuania game is more prestigious than the Football League! Utter woke nonsense. Games gone. Weren't like that in my day. Can't say nuffin these days. Nice one Starmer.

Pompey beating Leicester 1-0 at Fratton. That would mean Pompey are effectively safe. Leicester have 3 games left, 2 of those against promotion chasing Hull and Millwall, they're 5 points adrift of WBA who have a game in hand. They're fucked.

Gutted for the lad not starting today. The season is as good as over for us, why aren't we trying something new? I have a gut feeling Eddie will leave this summer and this lad will thrive under the new manager. I don't really know what it is about this lad but I really like him and I'm desperate for him to be a success here.

At least with Osula up front, something will happen, be it good or bad. So if Howe is refusing to adapt our style to cater for Woltemade then we might as well leave him out, he's an empty jersey isolated up top. As for Wissa, not interested, he hasn't done anything to earn playing time.

Everton fans will be more than glad to remind us how he forced his way in the first place.

It really shouldn't come as a shock that we're midtable also rans with a starting 11 like that. Yeah I know we have a few injuries, but it's really not a great squad is it. Tonali is an interesting choice for captain too

Something is off with Gordon. Luke Edwards, for all we give him shit (and rightly so) isn't going to publish such an article without at least a bit of substance from the club. If Gordon's camp is making those noises then the writing is on the wall, frankly the only thing that interests me now is that we've learnt our lesson from last summer and have our ducks in a row so we can get an adequate replacement in for him before letting him go. I really couldn't care less if he plays for us again now. I think I might be desensitised to players leaving after the Isak saga.

If that falls flat, try 'Oooooh Anthony Gordon'

He's got over 3 years left on his deal, so he can start dismantling Leazes Terrace and moving it on foot to Beamish, brick by brick.

Fuck off Bournemouth you wet wipes! Find your inner Karen, raise a complaint and get them docked points and transfer embargoed!

Christ on a stick, they're hideous aren't they?! Their fans are gimps, their football is pish and Arteta is a weapons grade spanner. I would love it if we beat them, love it!

Best case scenario is for us to ship him out on loan to some half decent teams across the continent who have more money than sense and hope one is brain dead enough to give us at least something for him.

I dislike Arsenal a hell of a lot more than Spurs, but Spurs going down would be a monumentally hilarious event, especially satisfying given their resistance to our takeover.

It's gonna be some laugh when Fenerbache offer us 55m for him on deadline day but we can't afford to let him go

Oh fucking hell, just fuck fucking off you fucking cunt faced cunts. It's almost impressive how they've made what I once thought was the pinnacle of football into something so repulsive and cringeworthy. That's before we even get into how they've diluted the footballing quality or fleeced the fans at every turn. Fucking ram it.

Can we not move that colony of bats in Leazes Park to Beamish? Bat by bat?

He shouldn't get a chance just because he was expensive, he has to earn his game time like everyone else. The fact that he's gone from what looked like a plug in and play, tap in of a signing to 4th choice behind a inconsistent winger, an unpolished chaos merchant and a physically weak and slow square peg in a round hole tells it's own story. He's a bum, get him to fuck.

It's better for the environment as it reduces water use. There are 2 types of men in this world, sink pissers and liars.

It's a truly awful injury, I doubt it'llfinish him at the top level, he'll still be a good player but it'll certainly be a career diminisher if not a career ender. He still has youth on his side so he'll likely recover quicker than most but who knows what psychological toll will be