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Ah fuck, I just realised that we're in the lead. Does that mean we're gonna collapse in the 2nd half?

I despise fixtures at Selhurst Park, nearly always a shit game and we rarely get a win. *Edit: Can I just shock you. I like games at Selhurst Park, despite what I said earlier.

That sounds like us on here clutching at straws with Elanga. What I mean by that is the bar is set so incredibly low that just seeing him do things that any functioning footballer would do effortlessly gives us hope that he isn't a complete write off and we didn't just spunk an obscene amount on him. But deep down we know we're kidding ourselves and the transfer will likely never work out.

As much as I want Spurs to drop, I'll allow them a win today

He could at least try to spell her name correctly every time he types it. It's only 3 letter for goodness sake!

Thread title needs updating now that he's no longer significantly injured. The insignificant squad player part is still relevant though.

They're too good for the Championship and too bad for the PL. Otherwise known as Dwight Gayle Syndrome

Elsewhere, Coventry's promotion party was pooped by Sheff Wed who are now kn -4 points. It looks like Ipswich are in the driver's seat for the 2nd promotion spot after beating Norwich in the Old Farm

I have no love for City, but they are by far the least offensive of the cartel clubs

The Football Gods have made you an offer. A. We finish 9th and don't qualify for Europe but Spurs go down and Arsenal bottle the title. Or B. We qualify for the Conference League but Spurs survive comfortably and Arsenal win the PL & CL The answer is clear for me, but I'm curious if many people think differently

I'm not particularly that a rival for the European places are on course for 3 points but at the same time, HA!

I think these puns have been going on for Toulon, but I'd be Lyon if I said they were getting boring!

I think we should sign him if we Caen. As long as it doesn't Rouen us financially.

Jesus, we really angered the Football Gods last season didn't we?!

I wonder how the Amnesty International galaxy brains on RTG feel about a Sunderland team in the hands of people who benefit from a country ran by murderous, facist war criminals who threatenen to commit genocide against a sovereign nation?!

That is orgasmic, a criminally overlooked goal. But yeah, the fact that it was a covid game and ultimately a consolation goal will bury it in the history books.

He may be Dutch officially, but he looks like a very right wing pub landlord from Stoke

Nailed it. The most midlife crisis motorcycle, pool table in the spare room, she's turned the kids against me, selfie from underside of his chin as a Facebook profile pic, forwards shit, racist memes to his entire contact list on WhatsApp, listens to Status Quo and buys his clothes from Jacamo looking guy I've seen for a while

It was called hedge hurdles round my way. Nothing beat the adrenaline rush of landing in someone's garden and immediately hearing a big angry bald bloke yell "OI! YOU!" from the window

Maybe recency bias but Kane vs France in 22 was the first to come to my mind but yeah I agree that Baggio is the most iconic/infamous

The correct answer is world cup singles/doubles Just like the correct answer for knocking on people's doors and running away was 'knocky door neighbours'. Knocky 9 doors for people of a certain vintage

Don't worry lads, it's 'Caught Offside'

They'll be dancing on the street of Rangers after that goal! Celtic are useless, I can't see them keeping pace with the other 2

This. We've seen enough windows under the new owners now to all come to the conclusion that no one in the media has a clue about what's going on behind the scenes at the club