Moose

Good half, Hall has been unreal, Ramsey continues to look good and Elanga is showing signs of life.

This lad needs to calm down, Romano will be linking him to City before full time if he carries on like this!

I'd be happy enough if Galatasaray swapped one of their ball boys, tea ladies or vending machine replenishers for that chump.

The food:

He should be fucking embarrassed, hoping Fenerbache take him off us in the summer for a wad of monopoly money and box of Turkish delight

The one big advantage is that Barça won't know how to prepare for Osula. Not even Osula knows what he's going to do. But yes, it's a sad state of affairs when you spent 145m on strikers in the summer and you're going into a CL knockout tie against Barça starting Osula up front only because Gordon was unavailable.

Do the maths, that's £339,000 per brain cell for Joey

You can't leave us hanging like that! Who's #1?

Having this rancid worm represent us is shameful stain on our clubs history. It completely blows my mind and saddens me that there are still Newcastle fans who revere him, the cunt should be banished from the city

What have Boro done to upset you?

Contrast that to the Newcastle match threads they have on RTG for every single one of our games!

You know what, this season has been fucking brutal, since the summer window opened it feels like we've been taking bodyblow after bodyblow from the football Gods for having the audacity of trying to establish ourselves as a perennial European challenger. Barça will probably end our season in the next 2 weeks and scraping into the Conference League is likely as good as it'll get in the league ahead of a summer window where we'll have to undergo a significant rebuild. However.... Seeing this thread bumped again makes me so grateful for where we are right now and where we've been the last 4 years. Because just seeing this cunts name invokes harrowing memories of the pit of misery that this club was 10 years ago. Awful players who didn't give a fuck, incompetent clown managers, a parasitic, absentee landlord owner, Sports Direct banners graffiti'd all over SJP, shitey wonga shirts, derby defeats, regular 4/5/6-0 pumpings, dumped out of the cups in the first round, fan apathy, fan protests and the inevitable relegation So yeah, thanks for reminding me of how shite we really used to be Jack, happy retirement you mackem cunt

@ FIFA

I wonder why they're so convinced that Wor Flags will do a display targeting them? Aside from 'SMB' (usually in direct response to the mackems doing something tinpot) or 'Have you ever seen a mackem in x' (which serves as reminder to the differing Europeans statuses of the 2 clubs), Newcastle fans don't tend to mention them much in day to day discourse. Here's a fun flag related experiment for them, take 100 random Newcastle flags and 100 random sunlun flags, now tell me how many of those flags have 'SMB' or 'FTM' emblazoned on them.

Don't forget their nickname as well. There's some tenuous tales about the 'black cat battery' during the war or smuggling a cat into Wembley but let's not pretend that fans voted for it for any other reason that cats kill magpies

I love how deep little things like this cut them up. I also love how he assumes his mam is a Durham mag and probably doesn't even care about football anyway, kinda like how they try to diminish Sam Fender by saying he only pretends to care about Newcastle as a marketing gimmick. Also, let me get this straight. Durham Mags = treacherous snakes but Northumbrian mackems = brave noblemen behind enemy lines?

To be fair, it would be infuriating if you saw your bitter rivals having a party on your own pitch. But you know how you make that infinitely worse? Charge at them dressed in gimpy masks doing the "hold me back" pose and have them laugh in your face I still can't get over how ridiculous those fans looked. Remember in Spiderman when Peter Parker enters the wrestling competition but he's wearing a really shitty costume? That, but blue.

Absolute cinema, god I fucking love the Old Firm games, I absolutely lost it at 0:12 when the Blue Man Group jump onto the pitch! Good job Rangers installed that invisible barrier so the fans couldn't breach the line of minimum wage G4S staff. Thoughts and prayers go out to staff working in A&E clinics in Glasgow tonight

Hahahahaha, that's brilliant, hating us is their raison d'etre. I also assume that 'interviee' isn't a misspelling and it's just how 'interview' is pronounced phonetically down there

Prior to today, I wonder when was the last time a PL team was dumped out of both cups by teams in L1 or below?

Take in this thread before it gets parsnipped lads, there's some glorious stuff on there

Home derby ✅️ Away derby ⏳️ North East Top Dog League ⏳️ As you can see, they're still on for a treble, real trophies are an unwelcome distraction

BBC on the Old Firm: Ugly scenes at the end of an incredible cup tie as hundreds of fans from both sets of supporters spill onto the pitch and throw pyrotechnics at each other. This really isn't the sort of thing we want to see. Everybody else: I beg to differ, this is EXACTLY the sort of thing we want to see.

Well, well, well, I didn't think I'd be dropping into this thread today. Did I miss much?