mush

Big Sven!

I thought he'd missed it for a second

HELLO

Never a pen

Can see Howe's thinking with Gordon up front. Try to press them aggressively early on pinch a goal. Nearly worked too.

Better

No shame in losing to this Barca team. We came flying out the traps early doors and had two great chances. Unfortunately if you don't take chances like that at this level and against this calibre of opposition, you'll be punished

Fuck. Cracking header like

Ah Sandro. Held it too long

That's why you have a striker in there

Gordon you fucking banana

Wolt demolishing that 'nana

Can't wait until Wolte gets bedded into the team properly. He's looked good here and that's with very little prep time too

Big sexy jorman cunt

Ah so you're allowed to just forearm somebody in the face when they're clean through. Good to know

Just refer to him as Paul M. Wait, that's too obvious. Let's say P. Merson

😉 No idea what you're on about here. My point was that was one of the 4 or 5 times,so quoting it again achieves nothing. You fucking cretin

I've criticised Howe maybe 4 or 5 times the whole time he's been here. I fucking love the bloke. But this is lifting. We're playing into their hands

Does Howe realise we actually need a win here?

Back to 4-3-3 at the break please. Elanga on for one of the CBs, drop Ramsay into midfield

Feel for Bruno there like. He left fucking everything on the pitch there, along with everybody else. Captain ❤️

No idea why Gordon even made contact. Should've been throwing himself in front of Van Dijk to try to block the ball. There's no need to touch the man

You lucky fucks

He's probably already in their all-time 11

Great block from Bollard to be fair