mush

Nobody ever gets past Tino

That first touch from Gallagher

Reet, get all the keepers on now

Come on lads, these are shite

These are wank and are there for the taking

Gordon loves that 'curl up in a ball' move when he's fouled

Gallagher is fucking shite

All over these

Big Joe now, jesus fucking christ

Kill me

Oh FFS

Miley is HIM

Well my excitement about Isak being back lasted about 30 seconds

Can we play them all at once?

I don't understand why the governing bodies don't come down hard on that sort of play acting. Incidents where you can clearly see that no contact with the face was made, yet the player goes down clutching it. It seems like such an easy win for FIFA etc. Don't think anybody would be against it

Bullshit call. From the clip I saw it doesn't even look like he hit him in the chest. Looked like he tried to smack away the hand De Paul was grabbing him with

Tripps should've decked the fat fuck

Hard to be too annoyed after that. Players looked absolutely spent during the Dortmund game. Need a break

Players are out on their feet here

That Semenyo has a touch like Peter Sutcliffe's hammer

That's a top 10 Premier League side

Would like to see Trippier and Longstaff rested on Saturday if possible. Thought those two in particular looked spent tonight (understandably). We've got 10 games between 28th November and 1st January, and they're going to be vital during that run

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Some poor performances from the likes of Trippier, but can't really be too hard on them. That Arsenal game was a battle and a bunch of our lads looked physically and mentally drained

Adeyemi has made about 10 fouls so far and not been booked