mush

We've got Malcolm in the Middle!!!

This is rancid

This looks like a "tactical" injury

Hall looks sluggish

Did Krafth go off injured? I lost track in all the madness

Gonna be saying "Harvey Barnes oooooooooh" all night tonight

Gordon keeps slipping

Like King Midas in reverse

Phillips has had a shocker of a start to his West Ham career

I don't think that should be a penalty, but you can guarantee it would be given to the likes of Man City etc. so fuck it

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME MAN

This last five minutes man Those two horrific miscues by Isak and Longstaff and two more players injured. I'm just laughing now

That's just today in a snapshot

Even Bruno's having a shocker...

*shudders

This is fucking mental. I've never known anything like our luck this season

That's fucking mental

Fucking hate West Ham like. Horrid little club

Every time Livramento starts at RB, somebody gets injured and he has to shift to LB

Fuck

I think they should show the VAR officials a maximum of 3 (or so) replays. If you have to watch more than that many replays then it's clearly not an obvious error

Actually watching it again he doesn't even look at the fourth official once. Looks like he's struggling to understand what Howe is saying therefore not paying any attention to the board

I doubt there's anything in this. I mean, if he really did want to get booked, there must have been ample opportunity to scythe somebody down during the game. But this does seem a little...strange

Ah, of course. Suppose Foden can play a few positions so maybe a spot for another specialised LW